"It's just a theory, but perhaps it's their opposable thumbs that makes them crazy."
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"We do a service to humanity by culling out the weak, the sick and the surfers."
"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."
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"Closing averages on the human scene were mixed today. Brotherly love was down two points, while enlightened self-interest gained a half. Vanity showed no movement, and guarded optimism slipped a point in sluggish trading. Over all, the status quo remained unchanged."
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"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."
"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."
"Don't make me come down there!"
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"...And then one day some wise men realized that it didn't matter what happened to the environment, so long as we wore these nice, shiny suits!"
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The Creation of Static
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Man: The Only Animal To Purposely Wear Plaid
"You seem troubled, Brother Timothy. Is anything worrying you? I mean besides the sins of the world, the vanities of man-kind, and that sort of thing."
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"It's not as if I'm asking you to acknowledge our common humanity."
"As far as I'm concerned, we didn't get out a moment too soon."
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"I'm going to let you off this time with a misdemeanor against humanity."
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"I won't date another AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."
"Maybe things would have turned out better if I'd put in a whole week."
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It's just going to continue and continue.
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"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."
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"Would you ever want to know if I'd done something sort of all too human?"
God changes the channel with his remote.
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"Wasn't this blue back in 1947?"
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"Have I given up too much of my humanity to get to the top?"
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"That's what I love about New York—people leave you alone."
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