When Moms Dance
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"You aren't the only intelligent life in the universe who elected an embarrassing buffoon."
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"Here's a late bulletin. Wendy and I have been fired, so we'll just say goodbye and God bless."
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"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."
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Madonna and Child, 2008
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"I'm sorry I ever said that was cute."
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"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."
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"I do have an embarrassment of riches. Oddly, however, I'm not at all embarrassed by it."
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"How long has your dad been out of work?"
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A halo lifts a toupee off an angel.
A dictator makes a speech, about to be doused with water.
"You're fired! Read all about it!"
"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."
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"Ted's flamboyantly straight."
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"Well, I was outvoted by the stockholders today by eight thousand six hundred and twenty-seven to one."
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"My attorney says your attorney had to take the bar exam three times."
"This is humiliating. Couldn't you drop me a block from school?"
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"You're the only one in here who had to ask for a knife and fork."
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"I'm making a scrapbook to document the most embarrassing moments of your life."
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"Oh, just picking up the pieces of my life after a really traumatic haircut."
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"It's better to be a big person in a little space than a little person in a big space."
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"Well, I guess that's the last time the Cullings ever invite us over!"
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"Come on, Boffo, it's time to get into your costume!"
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"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"
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"Excuse me for shouting—I thought you were farther away."
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