Humpty Dumpty Cartoons

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"First, we need to stabilize his spine!"

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"He's in an H.M.O. Get some of the King's horses and a few of the King's men."

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"Eventually, I'd like to see you able to put yourself back together."

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"I'm afraid you have only three minutes to live."

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Childhood's End

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Introducing Mrs. Dumpty

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Mother Goose's Haiku

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"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

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"I did all my own stunts."

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Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

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"Deny it all you want. He looks just like you."

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"I enjoy being a simple nursery rhyme character but my most satisfying work is as a metaphor for the stock market."

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"The position doesn't require it but it helps if you're an egghead."

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"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

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"All the king's horses and all the king's men feel it's not in the national interest."

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"You had a great summer and you're going to have a great fall."

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Humpty Dumpty goes skiing.

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"Humpty Dumb, if you ask me."

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Mother Goose Spoilers

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"J'accuse!"

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"You're late! And don't hand me any of that all the king's horses crap!"

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"I'm seeing someone else."

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"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

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"You fell, … You cracked your skull, …. And yet you need a second opinion?"

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"You know what? I probably could have put Humpty Dumpty back together again but I was just too pissed."

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