"Yes, I'm sure it looked cute and clean, but I would sooner starve to death than eat lunch in a place called Jennifer's Biscuit."
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pretentious, snob, snobs, snobby, snobbish, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy, fussy eater, fussy eaters, restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, lunch, lunches, lunchtime, starve, starving, hungry, hunger, choosing beggar, choosing beggars, name, names, superiority complex, social status, social classNoreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:
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animal, animals, pet, pets, cat, cats, pet owner, pet owners, cat owner, cat owners, feed me, food, empty bowl, empty dish, food bowl, cat food, hungry, hunger, starve, starving, magician, magicians, bad magician, bad magicians, magic act, magic acts, magic, mind reader, mind readers, reading minds, telepathy, telepathic, obvious, hint, self-evident, oblivious"I could really go for a sandwich in the shape of myself."
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sub, subs, submarine, submarines, sandwich, sandwiches, sammich, sammiches, hungry, hunger, hungers, starve, starves, starving, starvation, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism, narcissistic, vain, vanity, fast food, overweight, overeat, overeats, overeatingA Pal Feeds a Pal on Time.
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dog, dogs, canine, pet, pets, feeding, feeding time, feeding dish, empty feeding dish, food bowl, food bowls, dog food, kibble, hunger, meal time, late, lateness, tardiness, waiting, anticipation, good dog, bad dog, good dogs, bad dogs"More!"
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car, cars, truck, trucks, gas-guzzler, gas-guzzlers, gas, petrol, fuel, fuel consumption, gas consumption, excessive fuel consumption, gas station, petrol station, fossil fuels, fossil fuel use, fossil fuel consumption, greedy, greed, hungry, hunger, demanding, demands, environmental issues, climate change, co2 emissions, pollution"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, customer, customers, patron, patrons, personal commitment, personal commitments, commitment, commitments, glutton, gluttons, gluttony, gourmand, gourmands, hungry, hunger, starving, strong, dinner, dinnersLunch Broker
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, lunch, lunches, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, advice, advising, broker, brokers, offer, offers, sale, hungry, hunger, veal parmesan, chicken cacciatore, agent, agents, dealer, dealers, finances, financial, money, investment, investments, investing"Whew! At last, I can eat!"
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wedding, weddings, marriage, wedding preparations, wedding prep, wedding planning, wedding plans, bride, brides, bride-to-be, brides-to-be, groom, grooms, diet, diets, dieting, hungry, hunger, not eating, fit, fit into dress, wedding dress, wedding dresses, lose weight, losing weight, go down a size, wedding day, eat, eating, watching your weight, slim, slim down, thinWall Street bull
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wall street, bull market, bull markets, stock market, stock markets, bull, meat, executives, cow, hunger, eating, chuck, rib, short loin, sirloin, round, flank, plate, shank, brisket, meat cut, meat cuts, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokersSeparated as children, the Wilson twins are unexpectedly reunited at a midtown restaurant.
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, customer, customers, patron, patrons, twin, twins, sibling, siblings, brother, brothers, long-lost, long lost, reunion, reunions, reunited, surprise, surprises, surprised, distracted, distraction, distractions, distracting, hungry, hunger, starving, family, families, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, separated at birth"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."
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knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, army, cavalry, horse, horses, armour, armor, commander, commander, captain, captains, spear, spears, weapon, weapons, stab, impale, medieval, history, raid, pillage, plunder, attack, kitchen, kitchens, food, eat, eating, steal, stole, stolen, hunger, hungry, starve, starving"Forget it. We're not stopping again."
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death, war, wars, pestilence, famine, hunger, hungry, pit stop, pit stops, restaurant, restaurants, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, four horsemen, apocalypse, apocalypses, four horsemen of the apocalypse, revelation, new testament, bible, horse, horses, road, roads, stop, stops, break, breaks"Wow - good job!"
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bird, birds, foodie, foodies, overindulge, overindulged, overindulging, overindulges, bare bones, waiter, waiters, server, servers, eating out, appetite, appetites, portion size, portion sizes, menu, menus, dish, dishes, hunger, hungry, glutton, gluttons, greed, greedy, greediness"I make decisions as much with my gut as I fo with my brain. Let's eat."
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gut, gut decision, gut decisions, gut feeling, gut feelings, instict, trusting instinct, intuition, intuitive decision, intuitive decisions, thinking with your stomach, stomach, hunger, hungry, food, food lover, food lovers, gut reaction, gut reactions, gut sense, food obsessed, obsessed with food"I think, therefore I am...hungry?"
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hunger, hungers, hungry, descartes, rene descartes, aware, self-aware, self-awareness, ai, a.i., artificial intelligence, artificially intelligent, singularity, think, thinks, thinking, thought, thoughts, thoughtful, philosopher, philosophers, philosophy, hungry, hunger, hungers, supercomputer, supercomputers, computer, computing, computing power"You folks ready to order?"
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hungry, hunger, hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, mouth, mouths, food, foods, eat, eats, eating, eaten, restaurant, restaurants, order, orders, waitress, waiter, waiters, foodie, visual gag, sight gag, absurd, animal, animals, visual humor, visual humour, menu, menus, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."
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social, social commentary, commentary, comment, critic, critical, critique, critiques, fashion, fashion industry, fashions, model, models, modelling, third world, poverty, poor, hunger, hungry, famine, famines, body issues, body, bodies, weight, weight loss, anorexia, anorexic, nervosa, linguistics, language, word play, play on words, what's in a name, disaster, disasters, compassion fatigue, ignorance"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."
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marriage, marriages, married life, married lives, long term relationship, long-term-relationships, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, partners, partner, significant other, significant others, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, indecision, indecisive, decide, order out, options, hunger, hungry, hanger, fight, fighting, decisions, trouble deciding, big decisions, big decision"Never hunt when you're hungry."
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history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, b.c.bc, stone age, ice age, early human, early humans, caveman, cavemen, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, hunting, hunter, hunters, mammoth, mammoths, woolly mammoth, woolly mammoths, hungry, hunger, starving, too much, food, meat, eyes are bigger than your stomach, never shop on an empty stomach, cliche, cliches, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay, shop, shops, shopping, supermarket, supermarkets, supermarket run, supermarket runs"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."
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lunch, lunch break, hungry, hunger, executive, executives, meeting, meetings, raise your hand, question, questions, boss, bosses, food, foods, snack, snacks, coworker, coworkers, irrelevant, business, businesses, business meeting, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, manager, managers, management, white collar, businesswoman, businesswomen, corporate, corporation, company, companies"Quick—bring the jaws of lunch!"
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car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, engine trouble, engine problem, engine problems, smoke, smoking, breakdown, breakdowns, calling for help, roadside assistance, jaws of life, rescue, rescuer, rescuers, emergency, emergencies, emergency worker, emergency workers, lunch, lunches, meal, meals, mealtime, lunchtime, hungry, starving, hunger, foodThree old people on a park bench are out feeding pigeons with lunch trays, as if they were in a soup line.
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animal, animals, bird, birds, pigeon, pigeons, park, parks, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, feeding, soup kitchen, soup kitchens, line, lines, queue, queues, charity, donation, donations, donor, donors, food bank, food banks, soup line, soup lines, hunger, hungry, starvation, homeless, homelessness, tray, trays, volunteer, volunteers, helper, helpers