"Yes, I'm sure it looked cute and clean, but I would sooner starve to death than eat lunch in a place called Jennifer's Biscuit."
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pretentious, snob, snobs, snobby, snobbish, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy, fussy eater, fussy eaters, restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, lunch, lunches, lunchtime, starve, starving, hungry, hunger, choosing beggar, choosing beggars, name, names, superiority complex, social status, social classNoreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:
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animal, animals, pet, pets, cat, cats, pet owner, pet owners, cat owner, cat owners, feed me, food, empty bowl, empty dish, food bowl, cat food, hungry, hunger, starve, starving, magician, magicians, bad magician, bad magicians, magic act, magic acts, magic, mind reader, mind readers, reading minds, telepathy, telepathic, obvious, hint, self-evident, oblivious"I could really go for a sandwich in the shape of myself."
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sub, subs, submarine, submarines, sandwich, sandwiches, sammich, sammiches, hungry, hunger, hungers, starve, starves, starving, starvation, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism, narcissistic, vain, vanity, fast food, overweight, overeat, overeats, overeating"More!"
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car, cars, truck, trucks, gas-guzzler, gas-guzzlers, gas, petrol, fuel, fuel consumption, gas consumption, excessive fuel consumption, gas station, petrol station, fossil fuels, fossil fuel use, fossil fuel consumption, greedy, greed, hungry, hunger, demanding, demands, environmental issues, climate change, co2 emissions, pollution"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, customer, customers, patron, patrons, personal commitment, personal commitments, commitment, commitments, glutton, gluttons, gluttony, gourmand, gourmands, hungry, hunger, starving, strong, dinner, dinnersLunch Broker
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, lunch, lunches, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, advice, advising, broker, brokers, offer, offers, sale, hungry, hunger, veal parmesan, chicken cacciatore, agent, agents, dealer, dealers, finances, financial, money, investment, investments, investing"This is really embarrassing."
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vacuum, vacuums, vacuum cleaner, vacuum cleaners, hoover, hoovers, sweeper, sweeper, embarrassed, embarrassing, embarrass, trash, garbage, rubbish, dust, trash can, trash cans, garbage can, garbage cans, garbage bin, garbage bins, rubbish bin, rubbish bins, dust bin, dust bins, bin, bins, can, cans, eating, eating garbage, eating rubbish, eating trash, caught, caught red-handed, night, nighttime, middle of the night, pet, pets, hungry, starving"Whew! At last, I can eat!"
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wedding, weddings, marriage, wedding preparations, wedding prep, wedding planning, wedding plans, bride, brides, bride-to-be, brides-to-be, groom, grooms, diet, diets, dieting, hungry, hunger, not eating, fit, fit into dress, wedding dress, wedding dresses, lose weight, losing weight, go down a size, wedding day, eat, eating, watching your weight, slim, slim down, thinSeparated as children, the Wilson twins are unexpectedly reunited at a midtown restaurant.
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, customer, customers, patron, patrons, twin, twins, sibling, siblings, brother, brothers, long-lost, long lost, reunion, reunions, reunited, surprise, surprises, surprised, distracted, distraction, distractions, distracting, hungry, hunger, starving, family, families, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, separated at birth"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."
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knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, army, cavalry, horse, horses, armour, armor, commander, commander, captain, captains, spear, spears, weapon, weapons, stab, impale, medieval, history, raid, pillage, plunder, attack, kitchen, kitchens, food, eat, eating, steal, stole, stolen, hunger, hungry, starve, starving"Forget it. We're not stopping again."
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death, war, wars, pestilence, famine, hunger, hungry, pit stop, pit stops, restaurant, restaurants, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, four horsemen, apocalypse, apocalypses, four horsemen of the apocalypse, revelation, new testament, bible, horse, horses, road, roads, stop, stops, break, breaks"It's important to get those drinks to those who need them the most."
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pub, bar, drinking, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drunk, drunks, alcohol, alcohol addict, alcohol addiction, hungry, poverty, food bank, food banks, food poverty, household food insecurity, emotional blackmail, homeless, homelessness, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, beggar, beggars, begging, social inequality, inequality"Wow - good job!"
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bird, birds, foodie, foodies, overindulge, overindulged, overindulging, overindulges, bare bones, waiter, waiters, server, servers, eating out, appetite, appetites, portion size, portion sizes, menu, menus, dish, dishes, hunger, hungry, glutton, gluttons, greed, greedy, greediness"I think this one's in the bag."
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fish, fishes, fishing, bait, hook and bait, in the bag, business men, business man, business people, business person, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business meeting, business meetings, sales pitch, sales pitches, hungry, eye candy, eye-candy, baiting, baited, bait and hook, business strategy, business strategies, sales technique, sales techniques, business technique, business techniques, business model, business models, business prospect, business prospects, stunned, attracted, hooked, success, successful, word play, business executive, business executives"I make decisions as much with my gut as I fo with my brain. Let's eat."
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gut, gut decision, gut decisions, gut feeling, gut feelings, instict, trusting instinct, intuition, intuitive decision, intuitive decisions, thinking with your stomach, stomach, hunger, hungry, food, food lover, food lovers, gut reaction, gut reactions, gut sense, food obsessed, obsessed with food"I think, therefore I am...hungry?"
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hunger, hungers, hungry, descartes, rene descartes, aware, self-aware, self-awareness, ai, a.i., artificial intelligence, artificially intelligent, singularity, think, thinks, thinking, thought, thoughts, thoughtful, philosopher, philosophers, philosophy, hungry, hunger, hungers, supercomputer, supercomputers, computer, computing, computing power"You folks ready to order?"
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hungry, hunger, hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, mouth, mouths, food, foods, eat, eats, eating, eaten, restaurant, restaurants, order, orders, waitress, waiter, waiters, foodie, visual gag, sight gag, absurd, animal, animals, visual humor, visual humour, menu, menus, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."
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social, social commentary, commentary, comment, critic, critical, critique, critiques, fashion, fashion industry, fashions, model, models, modelling, third world, poverty, poor, hunger, hungry, famine, famines, body issues, body, bodies, weight, weight loss, anorexia, anorexic, nervosa, linguistics, language, word play, play on words, what's in a name, disaster, disasters, compassion fatigue, ignorance"The defibrillator's not for pressing panini."
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hospital, hospitals, medicine, medical, nurse, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, sick, ill, bed-ridden, sandwich, sandwiches, panini, panini, lunch, lunches, hospital food, food, meal, meals, snack, snacks, cooking, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, food preparation, making food, medical equipment, defibrillator, defibrillators, inappropriate use, alternative use, alternative uses, innovative, innovation, innovations, creative, good idea, hungry, starving"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."
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marriage, marriages, married life, married lives, long term relationship, long-term-relationships, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, partners, partner, significant other, significant others, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, indecision, indecisive, decide, order out, options, hunger, hungry, hanger, fight, fighting, decisions, trouble deciding, big decisions, big decision"Never hunt when you're hungry."
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history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, b.c.bc, stone age, ice age, early human, early humans, caveman, cavemen, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, hunting, hunter, hunters, mammoth, mammoths, woolly mammoth, woolly mammoths, hungry, hunger, starving, too much, food, meat, eyes are bigger than your stomach, never shop on an empty stomach, cliche, cliches, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay, shop, shops, shopping, supermarket, supermarkets, supermarket run, supermarket runs