Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure
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"I finished my memoir."
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"I like that-'compassionate predators.' "
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"Instead of killing the whale for its blubber, we're going to do a little lipo."
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"Sorry–I didn't realize you were another predator."
"This is mastodon. I told you to get mammoth."
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"The system's not perfect, but, by God, it's transparent."
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"And that's how ya clean a deer!"
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Hunting Dog Returns With Pizza, Not Duck
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"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"
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"So make me an offer."
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"I want a bagel!"
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"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"
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"I'm not picky—whatever's wounded."
"A la Recherche d'une Lentille de Contact," d'apres Millet.
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"Since I retired, I've been doing some part-time consulting for a younger predators' group."
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"Don't make eye contact..."
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It's a wonder they aren't totally extinct!"
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A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt
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"Bob tells me you hunt."
"All right, you're free to go. We're in this for the sport - catch and release only."
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The Art of War
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"I caught it sniffing around our garbage."
A retriever comes back to a hunter with Brancusi's 'Bird in Space'."