School of little fish scares big fish
"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"
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"The hard part was pulling my head off the wall and reattaching it to my body."
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The Art of War
"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."
"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."
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Tags:ice fishing, ice fisher, ice fishers, whaler, whaling, whale, word play, hunting, hunter, hunted, whales, arctic, arctic life, arctic circle, hole, holes, hole in the ice, size, sizes, waiting, wait, patience, patient, fishing, fisher, angler, anglers, angling, harpoon, harpoons, arctic landscape, arctic landscapes
"Next time we're shopping at Wal-Mart."
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"Should we pick up something for the folks who don't eat red meat?"
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"He has a very deft touch."
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Man running from shark fin.
"Can I get you something to eat?"
Cat flap and mouse hole.
"Mom! Dad! Do something!"
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"I'm cute, you're vicious - we'd be a great team."
"And thus the hunters become the hunted."
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"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"
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A fisherman is hooked on the beach.
Tags:reversal, reversals, reversing, turnabout, turnabouts, fair play, hunter, hunters, hunted, hunter becomes the hunted, hook, hooks, hooked, fishing hook, fishing hooks, caught, catch, catches, catching, predator, predators, prey, fight back, fights back, fighting back, ocean life, ocean, oceans, sea creature, sea creatures, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegan, vegans, justice
Tags:trophy husband, trophy husbands, trophy wife, trophy wives, husband, husbands, wife, wives, trophy, trophies, show-off, show off, showing-off, showing off, display, displaying, displayed, hunt, hunter, hunters, hunted, hunting, hunting trophy, hunting trophies, taxidermy, head, heads, mounted, rich, rich people, greed, greedy, selfish, marriage, marriages, dating, relationship, relationships, widow, widows, collection, collections, collector, collectors, gold diggers, gold digger, black widows, black widow, gender roles, gender role, gender stereotype
"I chewed the left one out of a trap; this one was pure nervous energy."
"Well, there goes our last coconut. Maurice! I hope you're satisfied."
"Fight? Flight? Or play dead!"
The Ducks Fire Back
Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.
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