"The hard part was pulling my head off the wall and reattaching it to my body."
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"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."
"And that's a huge colander."
A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.
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"Intimidating, isn't it?"
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"Of course, I was more competitive in those days."
"It's what he'd want, Mom—they're all together now."
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"It belonged to my great great great. . . . creepy Uncle Edgar."
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"By the time I realized my mistake, it was already too late."
A man steps on the tail of an animal skin rug
Captain Ahab sitting under the head of a whale that has been painted white
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"The fact is I don't know a single damn story about any of them. I just rent the place furnished."
"I'm a bargain hunter."
"Species loss has hit him hard."
A hammer sits in front of his hunting trophies