"The President is closing in the polls, but he still needs hurricanes in several key states."
"You don't look like a hurricane victim to me."
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"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."
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"He hasn't been the same since Hurricane Bob."
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"If they want us to take these storms seriously, they have to start giving them scarier names."
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"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."
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"Bernard, nobody likes and 'I told you so.'"
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"My goodness! It's a check from George Bush for a hundred and fifty thousand dollars to fix the screen door."
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"Hey, Ed—is the next one a guy or a girl?"
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"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."
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"When we're right, we're right."
"Remember that hurricane a thousand miles away? That was me!"
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"Our wind corridor is second to none."
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The Nor'easter Bunny.
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Monday: Hurricane Albert. Tuesday: Tropical Storm Albert. Wednesday: Albert Mandelbaum.
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"Paloma designed these especially for me."
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"The relatively placid seas and those vacationers behind me notwithstanding, Dan, it's really starting to blow out here."
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"Uh-oh, I think a storm has turned our valuable ocean-front property into worthless ocean-floor property."
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"Please try not to associate me with Trump!"
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"I knew nuking hurricanes would be a terrible idea."
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"At least we have great fumes to run on!"
Corporate sponsorship comes to hurricanes
"To get people's attention we're naming climate events after horror movies."
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"Hurricane? No, I just don't want any distraction, so I can really get in the zone for ruining everything."
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"Trump says this is the calm before the storm."
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