"Of course I love you-I'm programmed to love you. I'm a goddam lovebird."
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modern technology, battery, batteries, energy, energise, energising, energize, energizing, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, cell, cells, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, fitness, unfit, unfitness, tablet, tablets, medication, medications, taking medication, drug, pick me up, pick-me-up, vitamin, vitamins, vitamin supplement, vitamin supplements, gender issues"Pawn to King Four."
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chess, chess game, chess games, chess player, chess players, pawn, pawns, work, going to work, rat race, treadmill, monotony, monotonous, low ranking, lowly rank, subordinate, subordination, game of life, the game of life, controlled, controlling, husband and wife, co habit, co habitation, cohabit, cohabitation, co-habit, co-habitation, couple, couples, business man, business men, business people, business person, businessman, businessmen, businesspeople, businessperson, marriages"Buzz off! That was only till death us did part."
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couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, cheat, cheating, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, two timing, two timer, two timers, extramarital, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, unfaithfulness, marital vow, marital vows, marriage vows, till death us do part"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."
"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."
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family, families, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, parents, parent, parenting, parental, paternal, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, pop, pops, mom, mum, moms, mums, mother, mothering, maternal, jungle, jungles, lost, fault, faults, blame, blames, blaming, tourist, tourism, tour, argue, argument, married, marriage, married life, marriage problems, husband, wife, husband and wifeA couple imitating their surroundings.
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couple, couples, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, pet dog, pet dogs, lamp, lamps, lampshade, lampshade, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, floor lamp, floor lamps, long term relationship, long term relationship, imitate, imitation, posture, sitting position, people look like their pets, long-term relationships, slouch, slouching, sit up straight"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."
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gender issues, gender stereotype, gender norm, gender norms, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, unequal partnership, unequal partnerships, get ahead, getting ahead, plans for success, expectation, expectations, societal norm, societal norms, long-term relationships, gender issues, gender issues, sexist, sexists, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, gender discrimination, inequality, gender inequality"One of us has to draw the line somewhere, and I draw the line at mall sushi."
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marriage, married, married life, old married couple, husbands and wives, husband and wife, husband, husbands, wife, wives, argue, argued, argument, arguments, arguing, argues, fight, fighting, fights, bicker, bickering, bickered, feeling, feelings, hurt feelings, hurt felling, couple, couples, communication, communicate, communication skills, marriage counselling, counselling, counsellor, advice, help, draw the line, drawing the line, sushi, eating out, out to eat, low standard, low standards, expectation, expectations, lowered, food crime, food crimes, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"
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couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, arrogant, arrogance, stubborn, stubbornness, entitled, entitlement, toxic masculinity"Well, pardon me for living!"
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cheat, cheating, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, two timing, two timer, two timers, extramarital, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, unfaithfulness, disappointment, disappointments, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships"You should be happy. How many husbands even notice window treatments?"
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bull, bulls, cow, cows, seeing red, angry bull, angry bulls, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, home decorating, home decorations, interior decoration, interior decorations, window treatment, window treatments, smashed window, redecorate, redecorating, bad relationship, bad relationships"I want you to want to help bury the evidence."
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couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, accomplice, accomplices, destroying evidence, burying evidence, hiding the body, murder, murders, murder, murderers, assessor to murder"And this is my significant mother."
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mother, mothers, mother in law, mother in law, mother-in-law, mothers-in -law, mum, mums, mom, moms, significant other, significant others, couple couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, introduction, introductions"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."
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couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, before it was cool, unsocial, antisocial, anti social, anti-social, introvert, introverts, introversion, lazy, laziness, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, getting old, getting older, behind the times, agingReading Over your Shoulder
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parrot, parrots, pet parrot, pet parrots, newspaper, newspapers, reading the newspaper, reading over your shoulder, glasses, spectacles, long sighted, farsightedness, far sighted, farsighted, long sightedness, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, imitate, imitating, imitation"I'm having a pajama day."
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pajama day, pajama days, pyjama day, pyjama days, lazy day, lazy days, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, excuse, excuses, jealous, jealousy, ight dress, night dresses, give up, giving up, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships"Don't come home till that bag is full of money."
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offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, bread winner, the bread winner, briefcase, briefcases, pushy partner, pushy wife, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, bad relationship, bad relationships, modern life, modern expectation, modern expectations, rat race, the rat race"Seeing it again, I was newly struck by whatever you thought about it."
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couple, couples, marriages, husband and wife, husbands and wives, bad relationship, bad relationships, concede, conceding, cinema, cinemas, movie, movies, film, movie theatre, movie theatres, movie theater, movie theaters, appease, appeasing, agree, agreeing, lie, lying, pretend, pretending, long term relationship, long term relationships, long-term relationships, reconsider, reconsidered, reconsidering, keep the peace, keeping the peace"Jen? You seem a little withdrawn."
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couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, withdraw, withdrawn, distant, detached, detachment, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, hiding under the bed, hide under the bed, depressed, depression, depressive, depressives"Hold that thought—I've just got two chapters to go."
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bedroom scene, bedrooms scenes, couple, couples, marriages, husband and wife, husbands and wives, read, reading, book, books, book worm, book worms, unromantic, romance is dead, hooked, bad relationship, bad relationships, disinterest, disinterested, unimpressed, persuade, persuading, unsuccessful, no sex life, love"I've bought home some work, which I'll be doing in my study. See you in the morning. Good night."
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couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, grown apart, growing apart, small talk, conversations, conversations, neglect, neglectful, tired, tiredness, exhaustion, monotony, monotonous, modern life, modern times, repetition, repetitive, repetitiveness, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs"Tell me- I could use a good wry snort of derision."
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