Husbands Cartoons

Fertility Clinic

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"It's like you haven't heard a single thing I've thought."

"Good news, honey! Dr. Bingham couldn't detect any impotence."

"Shall we join the ladies?"

"You're sexy when you're wrong."

"Did you do that to be hurtful?"

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"Well, if you were Gergen what would you tell McLarty to tell Clinton to tell Christopher to do?"

"I'm doing some reorganizing - are there any of your possessions that you want to keep?"

"The Monday movie will be back after the messages that follow the following messages."

"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

"I want some flowers that say 'Here, have some friggin' flowers.'"

"Surprise! It's my birthday."

"I'm sorry, dear. I wasn't listening. Could you repeat what you've said since we've been married?"

"Companionable! Tonto was companionable!"

"With a real live woman right here, why would you turn to the Internet for an argument?"

"Actually, he's not so bad, considering that he's recipe-dependent."

Mrs. Coffee

"Melanie, this is my husband, Greg, and Greg's jacket from a previous marriage."

"Look, I can't promise I'll change, but I can promise I'll pretend to change."

The Emergence Of Language

"Are you multitasking me?"