Husbands Cartoons

"Surprise! It's my birthday."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC120407
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3000x2717 pixels (unwatermarked)
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birthday, birthdays, shopping spree, shopping sprees, birthday present, birthday presents, present, presents, gift, gifts, shop, shops, shopping, buy, buys, buying, retail therapy, forgot, forget, forgets, forgetful, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, retail therapy, retailer, retailers

"I'm sorry, dear. I wasn't listening. Could you repeat what you've said since we've been married?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC43343
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3900x2568 pixels (unwatermarked)
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marriage, middle age, fights, marital, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, marital breakdown, marital breakdowns, marriage breakdown, marriage breakdowns, divorce, divorces, listening, conversation, conversations, husband, husbands, wife, wives, mankoff

"Look, I can't promise I'll change, but I can promise I'll pretend to change."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC41865
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2853x2245 pixels (unwatermarked)
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change, changes, changing, pretend, fight, fighting, fights, marital, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, general, marriage, relationships, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, affair, affairs, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, mankoff

The Emergence Of Language

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC22585
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1285x985 pixels (unwatermarked)
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stoneage, prehistoric, language, evolution of language, cavemen, caveman, cavewomen, cavewoman, relationship problem, relationship problems, husband, husbands, wife, wives, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, date, dates, prehistory, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, battle of the sexes

"You're not going to put that there, are you?"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC132279
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3001x2390 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bird, birds, nest, nests, build a nest, building a nest, critique, critiques, critiquing, critic, critics, architect, architects, architecture, builder, builders, construction, construction worker, construction workers, criticism, criticisms, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, partner, partners, bicker, bickers, bickering

"I'm not trying to change you—I'm trying to enhance you."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC42093
High Res:
1837x1365 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, issues, problems, marriage, marriage issues, marriage problems, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, change, enhance, improve, fight, fights, argument, arguments, restaurant, restaurants, stereotype, stereotype, men, women, male, female, dating

"Sorry, Harold, but I'm reducing our carbon footprint."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC124077
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3326x2987 pixels (unwatermarked)
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carbon footprint, carbon footprints, footprint, footprints, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, excuse, excuses, shoot, shoots, shooting, shootings, shot, husband, husbands, wife, wives, discord, marital discord, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, resources, reduce, reduces, reducing

"You have irritable-spouse syndrome."

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC124750
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5005x3953 pixels (unwatermarked)
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irritable spouse, marriage, marriages, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, doctor, doctors, md, mds, diagnosis, medical diagnosis, sham diagnosis, wrong diagnosis, incorrect diagnosis, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counselor, counselors, counseling, marriage counsellor, marriage counselling, therapy, therapist, therapists, marriage therapists, marriage therapy, syndrome, syndromes, spousal dispute, spousal disagreement, disagree, disagreement, disagreements, argue, argument, arguments, irritable, irritability

"You drive, I'll criticize."

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC133850
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4559x4702 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bad driver, bad drivers, driving, driver, drivers, car, cars, woman driver, women drivers, women driving, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes, woman, women, female, females, female driver, female driving, criticise, criticize, critical, criticising, criticizing, critique, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, relationship issues, husband, husbands, wife, wives, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, partner, back-seat driver, backseat driver, back-seat driving, backseat driving

"It's like you haven't heard a single thing I've thought."

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
Search ID:
CC133859
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2977x3156 pixels (unwatermarked)
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unspoken, unspoken words, unspoken thoughts, thought, thoughts, mindreader, mindreaders, mind reader, mind readers, husband, husbands, wife, wives, listen, listens, listening, listening skills, listener, listeners, good listener, good listeners, marriage problem, marriage problems, communication, communication problem, communication problems

"Then one day he said, 'It's either me or the damned cat!'"

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC28976
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2132x1644 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, cat lady, cat ladies, late husband, late husbands, widow, widows, ultimatum, ultimatums, smug, self-satisfied, self-satisfaction, divorce, divorces, divorcing, husband, husbands, ex-husband, ex-husbands, divorce, divorces, divorcing, wife, wives, split up, splitting up, beloved pet, pet, pets

"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC121720
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3500x2604 pixels (unwatermarked)
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website, websites, personal website, personal websites, blog, blogs, blogging, blogger, unpopular, internet, webpage, webpages, insult, insults, insulting, husband, husbands, wife, wives, writer, writers, author, authors, autobiographical, autobiography, autobiographies, uninteresting, bore, bores, boring, loser, losers, supply and demand, bicker, bickers, bickering, spat, spats, marital spat, marital spats

"Talk to me, Alice. I speak woman."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC22712
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1500x792 pixels (unwatermarked)
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communication, communication breakdown, communication breakdowns, communication problem, communication problems, marriage, marriages, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, marriage problem, marriage problems, difficulty, difficulties, marriage problem, marriage problems, couples, couples counselor, couples counselors, gender, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes

How to Drive Your Man Crazy in Bed

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC130968
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5088x6498 pixels (unwatermarked)
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advice, sexuality, question, questions, questioning, endless, endlessness, driving a man crazy, drive a man crazy, sex tip, sex tips, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, husband, husbands, wife, wives

"And, while I'm away, you'll be in the good hands of my oversight committee."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC124351
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3320x2691 pixels (unwatermarked)
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oversight, oversights, oversight committee, oversight committees, absence, absences, long absence, long absences, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, head of household, heads of household, household, households, husband, husbands, useless, uselessness, house sitter, house sitters, house sitting, trip, trips, long trip, long trips, supervisor, supervisors, supervision

"Honey, wake up! I just remembered something you did that annoyed the hell out of me!"

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC122183
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3532x2754 pixels (unwatermarked)
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wake, wakes, wake up, waking up, husband, husbands, annoy, annoys, annoyance, annoyances, grievance, grievances, complaint, complaints, complaining, complain, complains, irritation, irritations, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, communication, communicate, communicates, communicating, gripe, gripes, griping, irritating, annoying habit, annoying habits, air, airs, airing, problem, problems, marriage problem, marriage problems

"Shall we join the ladies?"

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC32094
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1464x1512 pixels (unwatermarked)
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lion, lions, lion pride, lion prides, pride, prides, boys club, boys' club, boys clubs, male, males, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacking off, husband, husbands, relax, relaxes, relaxing, ungrateful, taken for granted, wife, wives, dinner, dinners, cook, cooks, cooking, hunter, hunters, hunting, cigar, cigars, whiskey, whisky, ingrate, ingrates

"An anniversary present? For me? I remembered? Well, thank me very much!"

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC125049
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3867x2867 pixels (unwatermarked)
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anniversary, anniversaries, anniversary present, anniversary presents, present, presents, gift, gifts, thank, thanks, thank you, thank yous, remember, remembered, sarcasm, sarcastic, reminder, reminders, husband, husbands, wife, wives, partner, partners, passive aggressive, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes

"Just because you collect them doesn't make them collectibles."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC124243
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4625x4076 pixels (unwatermarked)
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collectible, collectibles, tchotchke, tchotchkes, trinket, trinkets, hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, hobbyists, straw, straws, collector, collectors, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, slob, slobs, annoyance, annoyances, irritation, irritations, argument, arguments, spat, spats, row, rows, disagreement, disagreements, frustration, frustrations

"Will he ever be able to produce revenue again?"

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC29668
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2051x2011 pixels (unwatermarked)
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doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, intensive care, waiting room, waiting rooms, waiting area, medical, medicine, near death, seriously injured, death, family, marriage, married life, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, wife, wives, husband, husbands, income, money, salary, revenue, employment, job, work, career, greed, greedy, selfish, gold digger, gold diggers, good news, bad news

An excerpt from "Men are from Belgium, and women are from New Brunswick".

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC39039
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2256x2917 pixels (unwatermarked)
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passive aggressive, cook, cooks, cooking, communication, communication problem, communication problems, husband, husbands, wife, wives, home cooking, meatloaf, passive-aggressiveness, sex difference, sex differences, gender difference, gender differences, marriage, marriages, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing, spat, spats, marital spat

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC32057
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2197x2735 pixels (unwatermarked)
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wedding, weddings, marriage, marries, married, marriages, husband, husbands, wife, wives, advice, advisers, relationship, relationships, self-help, deborah tannen, tannen, i do, professor, professors, book, books, communicate, communicating, communication, self help, judging, judges, help, helping

"You know, I never properly vetted you."

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC125600
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6938x5989 pixels (unwatermarked)
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vet, vets, vetting, vetted, background, backgrounds, background check, background checks, husband, husbands, wife, wives, bride, brides, groom, grooms, spouse, spouses, vetting officer, vetting officers, paranoid, paranoia, romantic, just married, honeymoon, honeymoons, honeymooning, romantic

"You're really starting to bug me."

Artist:
Warp, Kim
Search ID:
CC121769
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3500x2578 pixels (unwatermarked)
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marriage, marriages, married life, wedding, weddings, bride, brides, groom, grooms, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, couple, couples, newlywed, newlyweds, just married, argue, argument, arguments, fight, fights, bother, bothered, upset, annoy, annoyed, bug, angry, first argument, wedding reception, wedding receptions

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC132991
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2955x2339 pixels (unwatermarked)
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overkill, over kill, overboard, desperate measures, macgyver, invention, contraption, inventions, contraptions, men, man, husband, husbands, reading, read, book worm, books, book lover, book lovers, bookish, sleep, sleeping, up all night, late night, late nights, couple, couples, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, light, lights, lights out, your fault, his and hers, husband, husbands, wife, wives, putting up with, headlamp, head lamp, headlamps, head lamps, tools, tool, diy, solutions, problem solving, problem solved, innovative, innovative solutions, flawless, flawless execution