"As a mitigating circumstance, may I say that my client's getaway car was a hybrid."
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The Love Song Of J. Alfred Crew
"And how does that make you feel about your father?"
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Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish
"It runs on its conventional gasoline-powered engine until it sense guilt."
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"It's a pluot—an apricot that self-identifies as a plum."
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"This white car represents my client's hybrid and this blue car represents the defendant's gas-guzzler."
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"Not only does this have the new gasoline-electric engine..."
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"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."
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It's A Footstool! It's A Hassock!!It's... OTTOMAN!!!
Tags:ottoman, ottomans, footstool, footstools, drawer, drawers, useless, worthless, in-between, furniture, interior, interior decoration, interior decorations, interior designer, interior designers, interior design, living room, living rooms, worthless, pointless, hybrid, hybrids, drawer, drawers, living room, living rooms, footrest, footrests, foot rest
"Bram Stoker's Bambi"
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"And, as you drive, it will also use all the negative energy from your arguments."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, fight, fights, fighting, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, marriage, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, buying a car, buying a vehicle, new car, clean, hybrid, clean energy, green, environment, environmentally friendly, eco, eco-friendly, green energy, renewable energy, alternative fuel, alternative fuels, negative energy, car salesmen, car salesman, car lot, car lots, dealer, dealers, dealership, dealerships
The Spencer Brothers: Heavy Wood or Light Metal?
Tags:rock star, rock stars, heavy metal, folk music, folk rock, folk rocks, hybrid, hybrids, combination, combinations, combine, combines, combining, live performance, live performances, live music, live act, music act, music acts, band, bands, performance, performances, life performance, life performances
Man and boy look in a pet store windows full of puppies and a half-dog half-snake creature
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"That's me as a boy."
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A minotaur waits with his wife.
"It runs on hybrids."
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Hybrid Cat Breeds
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"Being a hybrid, I get to have my way with a variety of species, and at the same time I enjoy a healthy tax credit."
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"Y'know, I'm also into gene editing."