A woman on a beach boardwalk looks shocked as a topless man walks past her with a back tattoo that reads "I got hepatitis at Randy's Tattoo Parlor."
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Savoy Dental Salon
"I don't care what your mother did—I'm not eating the fleas off your back."
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"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."
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"Wellness clinics, stress-management checkups, hypertension screenings, lab tests, crisis after crisis. Fibre foods, fish-oil capsules, unsaturated spreads, plaque. Say what they may, McCormack, we did it our way."
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"Some fresh-ground soot for your salad, sir?"
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"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"
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"Hey, buddy, can I bum a slip."
"Chef, the salads are ready, the meat is seasoned, and you're washing your hands in the soup."
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"I don't think it's sanitary to drink from the same footprint."
Employees Must Wash Hands
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"Employees must pumice feet."
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"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."
"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."
"Plain, buttered, or Ramon?"
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Catch of the Day: Flu, Strep Throat, Cold, Hepatitis
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"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."
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Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest
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"And my spittoon will go right about there."
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Attempted First Degree Edgar
"Who gets the linguini with my thumb in it?"
REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.
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"Gaudeamus igitur, Juvenes dum sumus; Post jucundam juventutem, post molestam senectutem nos habebit humus."
A subway magician pulls a rat out of his hat.