"I don't care what your mother did—I'm not eating the fleas off your back."
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Tags:hair, hair do, hair dos, hair style, hair styles, hair stylist, hair stylists, barber, barbers, coiffure, coiffures, long hair, hygiene, hygienic, sanitary, germs, lice, head lice, hipster, hipsters, crazy, insane, insanity, family, families, nausea, city streets, city, cities, urban, prejudging, prejudge, prejudging, assumption, assumptions, fear, afraid, rapunzel, let down your hair, folk tale, folk tales, folk lore, storybook, storybooks, children's story, children's stories, medieval, middle ages, tower, towers, castles, apartment, apartments, condominium, condominiums, flat, flats, apartment buildings, buildings, rapunzel
"Employees must pumice feet."
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"And my spittoon will go right about there."
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"Both of you shut up and thank God you're not me."
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Employees must wash hands.
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Man Sees Bird Cleaning Friend's Teeth
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Mr. Clean Enough
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"Do you have any hand sanitizer."
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"What do you have that you haven't touched?"