"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."
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"Don't worry—it's just a phase."
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"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."
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ANTZ IN YOUR KRANTZ
"That's my little brother. He's all messed up on Skittles and Mountain Dew."
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"We'll catch 'em and cook 'em when the sugar wears off."
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"Ronald Reagan won two victories in the Senate today, one victory in the House, and one victory in House-Senate conference, which gives him a career total of a hundred and ninety victories - only thirty-nine short of the world's record of two hundred and twenty-nine victories, held by Franklin Delano Roosevelt."
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Dog Day Afternoon
Tags:dog, dogs, new dog, new dogs, pet, pets, new pet, new pets, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, misbehavior, misbehaviour, second thought, second thoughts, doubt, doubts, creeping doubts, responsible, responsibility, doggo, doggos, man's best friend, mans best friend, wild, out of control, hyper, hyperactive, hyperactivity
Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy
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"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"
Dog Day Afternoon
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"We are so sorry – normally we don't allow him to have refined sugar."
Tags:kids party, childrens party, kids parties, childrens party, sugar, candy, sugary drinks, no sugar, hyper, hyperactive, hyper child, hyper children, climbing up the walls, climbing the walls, misbehaviour, misbehavior, misbehaving, naughty children, sugar high, sugar highs, parentings, parent, parenting, parenthood, parenting fails