"O.K., O.K., Wilkins, on behalf of all alpha males I apologize."
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"I had a lovely time checking out great-looking men checking out even better-looking men."
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"At least let me carry the groceries."
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"This is the barn where we keep our feelings. If a feeling comes to you, bring it out here and lock it up."
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"Are they at it again?"
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Martini-Man and Beer-Man Sitting Nowhere Near Girlie-Drink-Man
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"I take it this means the barbeque is ready."
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"I've mainly been working on my nose."
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"I got the tree down, dear."
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"I see you've noticed my trophies!"
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"Yeah? So how large is your carbon footprint?"
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A New Jacket
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"You haven't tasted groundhog till you've hunted it and killed it with your bare teeth."