"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."
Tags:m.b.a., mba, degree, degrees, master of business of administration, home school, homeschool, homeschooling, home schooling, homeschooled, home schooled, homeschooling problems, home schooling problems, education, education level, education levels, student, students, job interview, interviewer, interviewers, recruit, recruiter, recruiters, human resources, hr, h.r., employer, employers, employee, employees, manager, managers, job hunting, job search, job, jobs, work, career, careers, unemployed, unemployment, unemployable, resume, cv, c.v., proud parent, proud parents, exaggeration, exaggerated, embellishment, embellish, hyperbole, false, fake, business, business degree, university, university degree, university degrees, college, college degree, college degrees, hire, hiring, achievement, achievements
"When I was your age, I had to hike ten miles through the ice and snow to a porno store when I wanted to look at dirty pictures."
Tags:pornos, dirty picture, dirty pictures, reminisce, reminisces, reminiscing, nostalgia, nostalgic, hard times, struggle, struggles, struggling, internet, internet commerce, e-commerce, exaggerate, exaggerates, exaggeration, exaggerations, hyperbole, hyperbolic, on demand, hike, hikes, hiking, physical media, brick and mortar, store, stores, old-fashioned
Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!
Tags:correspondence school, correspondence schools, correspondence program, correspondence programs, criticism, criticisms, critique, critiques, critiquing, correspondence course, correspondence courses, critic, critics, exaggerate, exaggerates, exaggerating, exaggeration, exaggerations, hyperbole, hyperbolic, clickbait, clickbaiting, headline, headlines, cliche, cliches, cliched, social media, social network, social networks, social networking
"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."
Tags:remote control, remote controls, remote, remotes, lost remote, lost remote control, tv remote, tv remotes, remote controllers, remote controller, lost, lose, losing, misplace, forget, forgetful, exaggeration, hyperbole, unicorn, unicorns, modern life, wardrobe, wardrobes, armoire, armoires, closet, closets, fantasy, adventure, adventures, fantasy adventure, fantasy adventures, journey, hero's journey, quest, quests, magic quests, c. s. lewis, literature, literary reference, literary references, clicker, clickers, tv clicker, tv clickers
"This is what happens when they pull your earlobes on your birthday."
Tags:ear, ears, earlobes, earlobe, childhood fear, childhood fears, exaggeration, exaggerate, hyperbole, myth, myths, warning, warnings, birthday, birthdays, birthday tradition, birthday traditions, hungary, hungarian, hungarian traditions, celebration, celebrations, grandparent, grandparents, grand father, grand fathers, father, fathers, fatherhood, childhood, childhood tradition, childhood traditions
"Tommy and Ben are like Green Berets, Dan and Jerry are Navy Seals and me and Scott are like private contractors."
Tags:private contractor, private contractors, merc, mercs, mercenary, mercenaries, contracting, contract work, green beret, green berets, navy seal, navy seals, elite, elites, fighting force, fighting forces, squirtgun, squirtguns, squirt gun, squirt guns, compare, compares, comparison, comparisons, hyperbole, hyperbolic, exaggerate, exaggerates, exaggerating, asinine, ridiculous
"It strikes me you're making a deal more fuss over this than it calls for, Dan'l."
"I took the last of the leftovers to stave off cannibalism."
Tags:cannibalism, leftover, leftovers, hunger, hungry, starving, starved, ravenous, finishing the leftovers, exaggeration, exaggerate, hyperbole, overstate, overstatement, relationship, relationships, marriage, married couple, passive aggressive, passive aggressiveness, husband, husbands, wife, wives, boyfriend, boyfriends