"What about you, Walter – how do you feel about same-age marriage?"
"I don't bug you about your catnip. Don't bug me about my Martinis."
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"Anyone here not a feminist?"
Tags:feminist, feminism, mens rights, men's rights, men's rights activism, activism, mens rights activism, mens rights activist, men's rights activist, mra, m r a, men, women, woman, man, feminine, femininity, masculine, masculinity, toxic masculinity, discrepancy, office, offices, systemic, executive, executives, sexist, chauvinism, chauvinist, chauvinistic, political, politics, discrimination, discriminate, social, social issues, political issues, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy
"For righteous indignation, no one can match Henry Kissinger."
Tags:kissinger, henry kissinger, secretary of state, secretaries of state, war crime, war crimes, war criminal, war criminals, indignant, righteous indignation, righteously indignant, genocide, genocides, genocidal, cambodia, cambodian, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, media, media darling, media darlings, tv debate, tv debates, television debate, television debates
"The food's great, but the chef's a tyrant."
"I want you to take some time off! Relax a little."
Tags:stress, stresses, stressing, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, relax, relaxation, relaxing, calm, calm down, calming down, stress ball, freak out, freaking out, time off, vacation, vacations, vacation time, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, source of stress, mental health, mental health break, mental health breaks
"I'll need to see some I.D. for the Claritin."
Tags:id, i.d., age restriction, age restrictions, gun law, gun control, second amendment, 2nd amendment, gun laws, medicine, medication, age restrict product, age restricted products, painkiller, painkillers, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, contradiction, contradictions, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy
"Excuse me for a moment. It's my idiot husband."
Tags:therapist, therapists, counselor, counsellors, counselors, counsellor, therapy, marriage counseling, marriage counselling, marriage therapy, unresolved issues, unresolved issues, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, irony, ironic, unprofessional, husband, husbands, wives, wive, husbands and wives, psychologist, relationship difficulties, relationship problems, spousal dispute, spousal disagreement, domestic, domestic argument, domestic argument, disagree, disagreement, fight, fights, mental health, mental health problems, mental health issues, apology, apologise, apologising, apologize, apologizing
"I cleared out the case so people can crawl inside and feel what it's like to be a piece of meat."
Tags:butcher, butchers, butchers shop, butchers shops, butcher's shop, butcher's shops, butchers store, butchers stores, butcher's store, butcher's stores, butcher's, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism, animal rights, animal right issues, animal right activist, animal rights activists, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, irony, ironic, customer experience, customer, customers, butchery, meat, buying meat
"When I was your age, I was an adult."
Tags:parents, parent, parenting, kids, children, child, adults, childhood, adulthood, growing up, growing pains, grown up, grown ups, hypocrisy, hypocritical, hypocrite, critic, critical, adult behaviour, adult behavior, age, aging, parental advice, slacker, slackers, son, father, sons, fathers, loafer, loafers, layabout, skiver, matured, maturity, adult child, millennial, millennials, independent, independents, independence, mooch, mooches, mooching, moocher, moochers, financial independence, generation gap, generation gaps
"I know you're angry at me - I'm angry at me, too!"
Tags:politician, politicians, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, campaigner, campaigners, populist, populists, populism, furious, elite, elites, campaign rally, campaign rallies, fundraiser, fundraisers, tea party, alt-right, conservative, conservatives, right-wing, right-winger, right-wingers, career politician, career politicians
"Yeah? Well, I happen to know that you're not supposed to be in here, either."
Tags:dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, banned, banning, drinking, pub, bar, drinker, drinkers, no dogs, no dogs allowed, social drinking, bad behaviour, unruly behaviour, kicked out, breaking the rules, break the rules, disobedient, disobedience, pub ban, pub bans, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy
Che Guevara in a Bart Simpson t-shirt.
Tags:capitalism, consumer, consumers, consumerism, socialist, socialists, socialism, communist, communists, communism, revolutionary, revolutionaries, revolution, revolutions, t-shirt, t-shirts, shirt, shirts, brand, brands, corporate brand, corporate brands, sell-out, sell-outs, selling out, marxist, marxists, marxism, cuba, cuban, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy
"How dare you—in a straightjacket, no less—psychoanalyze me."
Tags:straightjacket, straightjackets, straitjacket, straitjackets, psychoanalyze, psychoanalyzes, psychoanalyzing, psychoanalyse, psychoanalyses, psychoanalysing, psychoanalysis, second guess, second guesses, second-guessing, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, glass houses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, couple, couples, bicker, bickers, bickering, argue, argues, argument, arguments, arguing, annoy, annoys, annoying, irritate, irritates, irritating, irritation, irritations
"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."
Tags:entertainment, television, tv, programme, programming, program, programming, reality tv, reality television, reality stars, reality star, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, lifestyle, lifestyle tv, lifestyle television, couch potato, layabout, layabouts, lazy, laziness, filming, camera, cameraman, public taste, modern life, reality show, reality shows
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."
Tags:startle, startles, startling, spider, spiders, arachnid, arachnids, phobia, phobias, arachnophobia, fear, fears, irrational fear, irrational fears, scare, scares, frighten, frightens, frightening, spider web, spider webs, spiderweb, spiderwebs, web, webs, psychology, common fear, common fears, hypocrites, hypocrite, hypocrisy, halloween
"The best way to get over a wall is to break through the glass ceiling."
Tags:glass ceiling, glass ceilings, breaking the glass ceiling, sexual discrimination, racial discrimination, institutional sexism, institutional racism, breaking down barriers, putting up barriers, the wall, walls, trumps wall, us border wall, us border, anti-immigration rhetoric, anti-immigration, immigration, immigrants, trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, melania trump, first lady, hypocrisy, hypocrite
"I just found an Eastern philosophy that's very accepting of S.U.Vs."
Tags:rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, privilege, privileged, expensive car, expensive cars, suv, suvs, s.u.v., s.u.v.s, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, philosophy, philosophies, eastern philosophy, eastern philosophies, asian philosophy, asian philosophies, yoga, excuse, excuses, modern life, middle class, middle classes
A bear wearing a park ranger hat leans against a tree and smokes.
Tags:bear, bears, wood, woods, tree, trees, forest, forests, smoke, smokes, smoking, bear smoking, bear smokes, ranger, rangers, park ranger, park ranger bear, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, bear ranger, bear rangers, forest fire, forest fires, fire safety, ignoring own advice, self-sabotage, wildfire, fire risk, hypocrisy, hypocrite, hypocrites
"I have an app that gives me points for looking up from my phone."
Tags:screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, screen addictions, screen time, screentime, screen-time, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, cellphone, cellphones, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, addiction, addictive, addictions, overuse, dependency, app, apps, application, applications, hypocrisy, hypocrite, hypocrites, modern life
"How about one more round of 'God Bless America' before we bring out the naked broads."
Tags:patriotic song, patriotic songs, patriot, patriots, patriotic, patriot music, burlesque show, burlesque shows, burlesque, strip show, strip shows, strip club, strip clubs, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, sexist, sexists, hymn, hymns, christian music, christian morals, christian morals, christianity, moral compass, morality
"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat."
"Bad news - turns out the seed money for our organic food startup was genetically modified."
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"You just show up here illegally and expect us to tell you about corn?"
Tags:illegal immigrant, illegal immigration, undocumented immigrant, undocumented immigrants, undocumented immigration, native american, native americans, american indian, american indians, indigenous, indigenous population, indigenous populations, pilgrim, pilgrims, thanksgiving, first thanksgiving, settler, settlers, settling, america, america history, immigrant, immigrants, nation of immigrants, new world, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, hypocrisies, agriculture, agricultural technique, european, european history, imperialist, imperialists, imperialism, colonial, colonials, colonialism
Couple Watching Scary Film
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