"Your mother and I love you, Nick, but we'll soon be turning you over to mainland China."
Tags:family, families, parent, parents, children, child, responsible, responsibility, responsibilities, hong kong, hk, colony, colonies, england, english, uk, united kingdom, gb, great britain, britain, china, chinese, one china two systems, dinner, family dinner, dinners, regional, 1997, sovereignty, hypocritical, hypocrite
"I don't bug you about your catnip. Don't bug me about my Martinis."
Tags:catnip, cat nip, drug problem, drug problems, drinking problem, drinking problems, alcoholic, alcoholics, blame, blames, blame game, blame games, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, martini, martinis, pester, pesters, pestering, intervention, interventions, lash out, lashes out, lashing out, dog, dogs, cat, cats, pet, pets, nag, nags, nagging, annoy, annoyed, annoying
"Anyone here not a feminist?"
Tags:feminist, feminism, mens rights, men's rights, men's rights activism, activism, mens rights activism, mens rights activist, men's rights activist, mra, m r a, men, women, woman, man, feminine, femininity, masculine, masculinity, toxic masculinity, discrepancy, office, offices, systemic, executive, executives, sexist, chauvinism, chauvinist, chauvinistic, political, politics, discrimination, discriminate, social, social issues, political issues, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy
"For righteous indignation, no one can match Henry Kissinger."
Tags:kissinger, henry kissinger, secretary of state, secretaries of state, war crime, war crimes, war criminal, war criminals, indignant, righteous indignation, righteously indignant, genocide, genocides, genocidal, cambodia, cambodian, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, media, media darling, media darlings, tv debate, tv debates, television debate, television debates
"The food's great, but the chef's a tyrant."
"Thursday is out. I have jury duty."
Tags:robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, jury duty, jury-duty, juror, jurors, civic duty, civic duties, heist, heists, hypocrite, hypocrites, bank heist, bank heists, bank robber, bank robbers, bank robbery, bank robberies, planning
"I hope we last long enough to get a turn at despising some new people ourselves."
Tags:community, communities, hypocrite, hypocrites, unwelcome, unwelcoming, change, ageing, getting old, getting older, second home, second homes, holiday home, holiday homes, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, neighborhood, neighborhoods, new people, new resident, new residents, newcomer, newcomers, newbie, newbies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, bad neighbour, bad neighbours, bad neighbor, bad neighbors
"I want you to take some time off! Relax a little."
Tags:stress, stresses, stressing, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, relax, relaxation, relaxing, calm, calm down, calming down, stress ball, freak out, freaking out, time off, vacation, vacations, vacation time, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, source of stress, mental health, mental health break, mental health breaks
"I'll need to see some I.D. for the Claritin."
Tags:id, i.d., age restriction, age restrictions, gun law, gun control, second amendment, 2nd amendment, gun laws, medicine, medication, age restrict product, age restricted products, painkiller, painkillers, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, contradiction, contradictions, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy
"Excuse me for a moment. It's my idiot husband."
Tags:therapist, therapists, counselor, counsellors, counselors, counsellor, therapy, marriage counseling, marriage counselling, marriage therapy, unresolved issues, unresolved issues, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, irony, ironic, unprofessional, husband, husbands, wives, wive, husbands and wives, psychologist, relationship difficulties, relationship problems, spousal dispute, spousal disagreement, domestic, domestic argument, domestic argument, disagree, disagreement, fight, fights, mental health, mental health problems, mental health issues, apology, apologise, apologising, apologize, apologizing
Equal Justice Under Law
Tags:inequality, equality, government, governments, politics, law and order, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocritical, comedy, tragedy, greek, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, law, laws, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, judicial, judicial system, courthouse, courthouses, unethical, ethics, social injustice
"I cleared out the case so people can crawl inside and feel what it's like to be a piece of meat."
Tags:butcher, butchers, butchers shop, butchers shops, butcher's shop, butcher's shops, butchers store, butchers stores, butcher's store, butcher's stores, butcher's, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism, animal rights, animal right issues, animal right activist, animal rights activists, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, irony, ironic, customer experience, customer, customers, butchery, meat, buying meat
"When I was your age, I was an adult."
Tags:parents, parent, parenting, kids, children, child, adult, adults, childhood, adulthood, growing up, growing pains, grown up, grown ups, hypocrisy, hypocritical, hypocrite, critic, critical, adult behaviour, adult behavior, age, aging, parental advice, slacker, slackers, son, father, sons, fathers, loafer, loafers, layabout, skiver, matured, maturity, adult child, millennial, millennials, independent, independents, independence, mooch, mooches, mooching, moocher, moochers, financial independence, generation gap, generation gaps
"I know you're angry at me - I'm angry at me, too!"
Tags:politician, politicians, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, campaigner, campaigners, populist, populists, populism, furious, elite, elites, campaign rally, campaign rallies, fundraiser, fundraisers, tea party, alt-right, conservative, conservatives, right-wing, right-winger, right-wingers, career politician, career politicians
"Yeah? Well, I happen to know that you're not supposed to be in here, either."
Tags:dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, banned, banning, drinking, pub, bar, drinker, drinkers, no dogs, no dogs allowed, social drinking, bad behaviour, unruly behaviour, kicked out, breaking the rules, break the rules, disobedient, disobedience, pub ban, pub bans, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy
"I want a woman who's not afraid to have a few extra pounds- but doesn't."
"You were an accident."
Tags:crash, crash test, test dummy, dummy, crash test dummy, test dummy, safety test, safety tester, safe, safer, parent, parents, parenting, parental, parenthood, accident, accidents, accidental, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, new mom, new moms, hypocrite, hypocritical, hypocrites, new mother, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, new parent, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, motherhood, new dad, new dads, new father, new fathers, congratulations, accidental pregnancy, pot calling the kettle black
Che Guevara in a Bart Simpson t-shirt.
Tags:che guevara, capitalism, consumer, consumers, consumerism, socialist, socialists, socialism, communist, communists, communism, revolutionary, revolutionaries, revolution, revolutions, t-shirt, t-shirts, shirt, shirts, brand, brands, corporate brand, corporate brands, sell-out, sell-outs, selling out, marxist, marxists, marxism, cuba, cuban, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy
"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."
"How dare you—in a straightjacket, no less—psychoanalyze me."
Tags:straightjacket, straightjackets, straitjacket, straitjackets, psychoanalyze, psychoanalyzes, psychoanalyzing, psychoanalyse, psychoanalyses, psychoanalysing, psychoanalysis, second guess, second guesses, second-guessing, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, glass houses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, couple, couples, bicker, bickers, bickering, argue, argues, argument, arguments, arguing, annoy, annoys, annoying, irritate, irritates, irritating, irritation, irritations
"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."
Tags:entertainment, television, tv, programme, programming, program, programming, reality tv, reality television, reality stars, reality star, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, lifestyle, lifestyle tv, lifestyle television, couch potato, layabout, layabouts, lazy, laziness, filming, camera, cameraman, public taste, modern life, reality show, reality shows
"Which of tonight's specials is the most sanctimonious?"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."
Tags:startle, startles, startling, spider, spiders, arachnid, arachnids, phobia, phobias, arachnophobia, fear, fears, irrational fear, irrational fears, scare, scares, frighten, frightens, frightening, spider web, spider webs, spiderweb, spiderwebs, web, webs, psychology, common fear, common fears, hypocrites, hypocrite, hypocrisy, halloween
"I'm a vegetarian who eats meat."
Tags:modern life, modern times modern attitudes, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, omnivore, omnivores, meat, eating meat, meat eating, contradict, contradiction, contradictions, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocritical, impress, impressing, chat up, chatting up, chat-up, flirt, incompetent, incompetence, confused, confusion, flexitarian, flexitarians, flexitarianism
"The best way to get over a wall is to break through the glass ceiling."
Tags:glass ceiling, glass ceilings, breaking the glass ceiling, sexual discrimination, racial discrimination, institutional sexism, institutional racism, breaking down barriers, putting up barriers, the wall, walls, trumps wall, us border wall, us border, anti-immigration rhetoric, anti-immigration, immigration, immigrants, trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, melania trump, first lady, hypocrisy, hypocrite