"Your mother and I love you, Nick, but we'll soon be turning you over to mainland China."
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"Wow-free sky hoagies!"
Tags:philadelphia, fish, fishing, fishes, fishing trip, sandwich, sandwiches, hoagie, hoagies, sub, subs, food, fooled, fools, ignorant, stupid, obvious, hypocritical, parallel, parallels, vacation, trip, trips, foods, water, lake, lakes, canoe, canoes, vacations, trap, trapped, hook, hooks, hooked, foolish, danger, dangerous
Equal Justice Under Law
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"When I was your age, I was an adult."
Tags:parents, parent, parenting, kids, children, child, adults, childhood, adulthood, growing up, growing pains, grown up, grown ups, hypocrisy, hypocritical, hypocrite, critic, critical, adult behaviour, adult behavior, age, aging, parental advice, slacker, slackers, son, father, sons, fathers, loafer, loafers, layabout, skiver, matured, maturity, adult child, millennial, millennials, independent, independents, independence, mooch, mooches, mooching, moocher, moochers, financial independence, generation gap, generation gaps
"You were an accident."
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"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."
"Which of tonight's specials is the most sanctimonious?"
"I'm a vegetarian who eats meat."
Tags:modern life, modern times modern attitudes, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, omnivore, omnivores, meat, eating meat, meat eating, contradict, contradiction, contradictions, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocritical, impress, impressing, chat up, chatting up, chat-up, flirt, incompetent, incompetence, confused, confusion, flexitarian, flexitarians, flexitarianism
"Oh, darling, we have three whole days and nights while she thinks I'm at Promise Keepers."
"I like to think of myself as a nice guy. Naturally, sometimes you have to step on a few faces."
Tags:ignorance, ignorant, stupid, stupidity, management, upper management, class, class divide, modern america, oligarchy, corporate, corporation, corporations, lay-off, lay-offs, lay off, lay offs, office drone, office drones, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, ladder, career ladder, hypocritical, hypocrite, manager, managers, pithy, play on words, word play, word-play, reversal, ego, egoism
Voyeurs shouldn't live across from each other.
"Another desert island cartoon clipping from my uncle."
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Family Judging the Family Feud
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"Oh grow up."
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"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"
"We worked hard, damn hard- but we knew when to stop. We were not workaholic."
"And when I became a man, I put away childish thingees. Thingamabobs. Whatever."
"I try not to judge people by the actions of their state government."
Tags:stereotype, stereotypes, judge, judgemental, judging, judgements, judging others, hypocrite, hypocritical, politics, political, government, state government, laws, law, vote, voter, voters, voting, votes, conservative, conservatives, republican, republicans, democrat, democrats, democracy, liberal, liberals, party, parties, political party, political parties
"You've put on weight."
"Gentlemen, let's get serious!"
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office life, meeting, meetings, board meeting board meetings, board member, board members, executive, executives, exec, execs, management, manager, managers, boss, bosses, casual, relaxed, casual friday, casual fridays, style, fashion, clothes, clothing, serious, business meeting, business meetings, hypocritical, hypocrite, hypocrites
"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."
Tags:medication, medications, taking medication, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies, prescription drug, prescription drug, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocritical, aspirin, aspirins, painkiller, painkillers, scientist, scientists, science experiment, science experiments, medical research, medical researcher, medical researchers, scientific research, chemistry experiment, chemistry experiments, excess, excessive, overkill
"When it comes to legislation, I will not be intimidated by pressure from the American People."
Tags:politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, legislation, law, laws, hypocrite, hypocritical, dishonest, dishonesty, intimidation, intimidated, american, americans, voter, voters, vote, votes, pressure, pressured, under pressure
"Saturday night, Your Eminence. The nuns are ready for their bath."
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"I'm just looking for something to take the edge off before I give the kids the 'Don't Do Drugs' talk."
"It's time I cleaned out the 'yes' men in my organization- right boys?"
Tags:yes men, yes man, executive, executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, clear out, clean out, clearing out, cleaning out, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, corporation, corporations, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, irony, ironic, hypocrite, hypocritical, hypocrits