Ideal Cartoons

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

"We're presenting this year's award to the tomato—for the way he has deepened our understanding of world-conflict resolution, for fostering the ideals of peace, friendship, and international brotherhood, and for being delicious."

"Why can't you be more like Hutchinson? You don't hear him complaining."

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

Grim Reaper on a desert island

"Ideally, husbands should be spaced at least three years apart."

"Do you have anything much smaller that can paradoxically hold many more people."

"Ideally, I want a guy whose eyes will well up but doesn't actually cry."

"What is the American dream, and does it differ in many respects from the Connecticut dream?"

Valentines for Real Estate

Returning Home

Odd Spas

"The 'bluebird of this is as good as it gets'? really?"

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

Mr. Perfect

"You're right, now is not the ideal time for you. But you've got to admit that there's never really a perfect time to have children."

Edna's Doctor Fantasy

"Elsie, you're all I ever wanted in a woman - my mother and Margaret Thatcher excepted, of course."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"Stock photo, right?"

"I'm going for a tan somewhere between the Kardashians and what little hair Trump has left.@