"I'm not sure what I am, but I believe I'm a product of Norway."
"Tell me again—which blond actress is she the blond-actress daughter of?"
A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.
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"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"
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"How may I help you, sir or madam?"
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"Culturally, I'm a cat."
"Are you positive he's the one who talked about himself all night and never once asked about you?"
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"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "
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"What's happening to us, Bob? We used to be so issue-oriented."
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Brad! Who's that singer I cry to when I'm drunk?
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"Do you really like Rembrandt, or do you simply identify with him as a white heterosexual male?"
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"Good news. You've been identified by your dental records."
"I'm packing heat—and my dental records, just in case."
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"Which one of us is me?"
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A pinata identifies children in a lineup.
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"Maybe it doesn't want to be identified"
Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?
"And that would be little Susan."
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"I'm only guessing, but I think it's a red-tailed warbler..."
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Get to Know Your Cryptos
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The Conga Line of Past Selves.
"Mmmm... Let's see... Little cable cars...ah...ah...halfway to the...to the...aha! To the stars! ...I Left My Heart in San Francisco! Tony Bennett! Right?"
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Field guide to North American plumbers
"Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?"
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