"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"
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god, gods, idol, idols, statue, statues, statuary, temple, temples, explorer, explorers, exploring, exploration, false god, false gods, mistaken identity, mistaken identities, identity, identities, tourist, tourists, tourism, pagan, pagans, paganism"I'm not sure what I am, but I believe I'm a product of Norway."
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norway, norwegian, fish, breed, breeds, species, identity, identities, identify, identifies, identifying, identification, seafood, pedigree, pedigrees"Hi. I'm John, your date for this evening. I've brought my résumé and letters of recommendation."
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date, dates, dating, single life, resume, resumes, application, applications, job application, job applications, defensive, attorney, attorneys, modern life, modern lives, identity, identities, identification, identifications, driver's license, modern life, modern times, blind date, blind dates, internet date, internet dates, internet dating, dating site, dating sites"I am a member of the legal profession, but I'm not a lawyer in the pejorative sense."
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pejorative, legal profession, legal professions, lawyer, lawyers, hated, hate, hates, attorney, attorneys, case lawyer, case lawyers, insult, insults, insulting, insulted, club, clubs, exclusive club, exclusive clubs, club member, club members, in-group, identity, identities, hated group, hated groups"Boys and girls,...may I call you boys and girls?"
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education, school, schools, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school, political correctness, politically correct, genders, identity, identities, lgbtq, trans, gendering, gender fluid, gender fluidity, modern life"I don't care if it's not you. That's the Social Security number you've been using."
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social security, social security number, tax id, tax id number, death, grim reaper, angel of death, identity theft, identity thief, identity thieves, follow orders, follows orders, following orders, stolen identity, stolen identities, identity, identities, mistaken identity, mistaken identities"Tell me again—which blond actress is she the blond-actress daughter of?"
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blond, blonds, blonde, blondes, actor, actors, acting, film star, film stars, movie star, movie stars, daughter, daughters, nepotism, hollywood, movie, movies, film, films, interchangeable, identity, identities, identify, identifies, identifying"I don't think of myself as a wolf man or a wolf woman-I'm just a human, who is also a wolf, who eats humans."
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wolfman, wolfmen, wolf man, wolf woman, wolfwoman, werewolf, werewolves, bar, bars, pub, pubs, human, humans, wolf, wolves, monster, monsters, eats humans, genders, identity, gender identity, unisex, cannibalism, gender fluid, non binary, non-binary, hermaphrodite, hermaphroditism, parallel, identities, genders"We can't imagine what a spider thinks, Louisa, because it's a whole different life style."
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parent, parents, mother, mothers, mum, mums, mom, moms, parenting, parenthood, child, kid, kids, child, daughter, childhood, spider, spiders, spiders web, spiders webs, spider's webs, spider's webs, life style, life styles, daughter, daughters, imagine, imagination, let down, let-down, reject, rejected, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, insect, insects, arachnid, arachnids, identity, individual identity, identities, sociology, theory of mind, levels of mind, empathy, empathize, empathise, empathizing, empathising, relate, relating"Am I the smart one and you're the pretty one or is it the other way around?"
"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."
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phallocentric, phallocentrism, forewarn, forewarns, forewarning, warn, warns, warning, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, sexist, sexists, conversation, conversations, feminist, feminists, feminism, militant feminist, militant feminists, radical feminist, radical feminists, gadfly, gadflies, identity politics, identity, identities, women, women's vote, topic, topics, conversation topic, conversation topicsKevin's Eleven-Thousandth Day of Being Kevin
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kevin, count, counts, counting, tic, tics, tic mark, tic marks, mark time, marks time, marking time, identity, identities, name, names, tick mark, tick marks, tick, ticks, anniversary, anniversaries, passage of time, passages of time, thirty, thirties, thirtieth birthday, 30th birthday, 30, birthday, birthdays"I finally memorized my bug number."
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bug, bugs, insect, national security number, national security numbers, nation insurance number, nation insurance number, identities, identity, identification, memory, memorisation, memorization, long term memory, mobile number, mobile number, bad memory, bad memories, cell number, cell number, contact details, modern life, modern timesBrad! Who's that singer I cry to when I'm drunk?
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drunk, drunks, drunken, drunkenly, cry, cries, crying, sob, sobs, sobbing, emotional, emotions, song, songs, singer, singers, singing, identity, identities, couple, couples, identify, identifies, identifying, sad song, sad songs, lonely, loneliness, sad drunk, sad drunks, depressed, depression, depressing, musician, musicians, favorite musician, favourite musician, singer-songwriter, singer-songwriters, tearful, tearfully, tear up, tears up, tearing up"Please make regular coffee in the pot with brown trim and decaffeinated coffee in the pot with orange trim, so people can tell what kind it is. And do not tarry at the vaulted coffee niche."
"You know, it would be encouraging if, as my lawyer, you weren't also doing that."
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lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, court, courts, going to court, trial, trials, law, legal, courthouse, courthouses, accused, suspect, suspects, guilty, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, crime, hiding, covering, concealing, identity, identities, privacy, press, media, paparazzi, camera, cameras, media circus, media frenzy, high-profile, high-profile case, high-profile trial, embarrassed"In life as well as in politics, identify your base and treat 'em right.
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base, play to the base, playing to the base, political base, partisan, partisans, identity, identities, identity politics, cater, caters, catering, appease, appeases, appeasement, wisdom, words of wisdom, politician, politicians, barkeeper, barkeepers, political candidate, political candidates, election, elections"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."
"I know you want me to be someone else—but someone else is not me!"
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