"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"
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"But you can't leave me—your name is Bride of Frankenstein."
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"But if I'm not a senior collateral analyst for a high-volume, global marketing corporation...who am I?"
"So, be a flamingo!"
"Am I the smart one and you're the pretty one or is it the other way around?"
"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"
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"He's having an identity crisis. He hit a polar bear with his Prius."
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"I'm thinking 'woof-woof' but I'm saying 'arf-arf'."
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"Twenty years ago I became a nurse. Now, I don't know what the hell I am."
"I'll be damned if I'll let society tell me who's fluffy and who's not."
"Compared to the Howells, we still are young Republicans."
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"Sometimes I can't remember if I'm good cop or bad cop."
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"I know who I am but I don't know what I am!"
"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."
"First off, you're not a nut. You're a legume."
The Little Engine That Had an Identity Crisis
"I'm afraid California just isn't me."
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"How do you know if you're under the radar or washed up?"
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"I'm having enough problems with my identity as it is."
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"What you see, Ellen, ...It's a mask."
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"Since my office went business casual, I've been having this identity crisis. I mean, am I still a suit?"
"I am blue."
"How does not being a house make you feel?"
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"Now, I would like to introduce Buster, who woke up one morning and decided he wasn't going to let a 'Beware of Dog' sign define him."
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