"I don't care if it's not you. That's the Social Security number you've been using."
Tags:social security, social security number, tax id, tax id number, death, grim reaper, angel of death, identity theft, identity thief, identity thieves, follow orders, follows orders, following orders, stolen identity, stolen identities, identity, identities, mistaken identity, mistaken identities
"Look, Peg, you don't really have to dress like that for computer crime."
Tags:crimes, criminal, criminals, computer crime, computer crimes, internet, hacking, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, nonviolent, fashion, fashionable, fashionista, fashions, style, styles, women, woman, clothes, clothing, embezzlement, fraud, bribery, identity theft, forgery
"I always thought white-collar crime was done by computer."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, white collar, white collar crime, white collar crimes, crimes, holdup, holdups, computer, computers, gang, gangs, stealing, stolen, stole, thief, thieves, identity theft, shake down, jump, jumped, law and order
Mistaken Identity Theft
"I lined the pockets myself."
Tags:line your pockets, dishonest, money, lined pockets, men's clothing, white collar crime, white collar crimes, nonviolent crime, criminal, criminals, nonviolent criminal, men's fashion, financially motivated, suit, suits, business, businessman, businessmen, money laundering, identity theft, fraud, insider trading, money, money motivated, embezzlement, embezzling
Tags:art, graffiti, vandalism, revenge, retribution, vengeance, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, spouse, spouses, conflict, conflicts, ex, exes, divorce, divorces, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, social insurance number, social insurance numbers, national insurance number, national insurance number, social security number, social security number, ssn, nin, identity theft
"Don't kill it! That mosquito is carrying my DNA."
Guess your weight, height, date of birth, e-mail address, and social security number.
Tags:carnival, carnivals, carnival booth, carnival booths, social security number, social security numbers, guess your weight, guess your age, party trick, party tricks, identity theft, identity, identity thief, identity thieves, stolen identity, stolen identities, fraud, credit card fraud, carnival game, carnival games, cybersecurity, cyber-security, cyber security, scam, scams, phishing
"What is the name of your first pet?"
"I heard you had a little problem with the law."
Tags:white collar crime, white collar crimes, law, laws, law and order, problem, problems, issue, issues, dilemma, dilemmas, breaking the law, non-violent, financially motivated, financial crime, money, fraud, forgery, identity theft, embezzlement, money laundering, cookout, cookouts, barbecue, barbecues, barbeque, barbeques, bbq, gathering, get together, friend, friends, gossip, gossiping, gossiper, gossipers
Grandma's Pies - Under new management.
Tags:pie, pies, pie shop, grandma, grandmas, grandmothers, nana, nanas, big bad wolf, little red riding hood, red riding hood, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, disguise, disguised, disguises, identity, identity theft, buyout, buyouts, corporate buyout, corporate buyouts, dog eat dog, merger, mergers, corporate, corporation, corporations, businessman, businessmen, management, under new management
"My life had become a tangled web of fictitious user names and fiendishly clever passwords."
"Larry had his identity stolen, but they sent it right back."
"Then I tried the move from business casual to white collar crime."
Tags:crimes, criminal, criminals, prison, prisons, jail, jails, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, cellmate, cellmates, locked up, locked away, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, identity theft, ponzi scheme, ponzi schemes, embezzlement, fraud, racketeering, forgery, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen
Guess Your ATM Password
Tags:guess, guesses, guessing, pin, pins, pin number, pin numbers, security, security code, security code, id number, id numbers, password, passwords, personal info, personal information, carny, carnies, carnival game, carnival games, guess your weight, secret, secrets, secrecy, invasion of privacy, invasions of privacy, credit card, credit cards, debit card, debit cards, identity, identity thief, identity theft, guessing booth, guessing booths, carnival booth, carnival booths
"Madame Zelinski can provide an even more accurate. Reading with your date of birth and social security number,"
Tags:fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, client, clients, customer, customers, scrying, vision, visions, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, computer, computers, technology, social insurance number, s.i.n., birthdate, date of birth, birth date, scam, scams, scammer, scammers, scamming, con artist, con artists, con, cons, fraud, identity theft, questionable, suspicious, sketchy, personal information, modern life
"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, cold calling, cold caller, cold callers, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, scam, scams, scammer, scammers, scamming, trick, tricks, con, conning, con man, con men, social insurance number, social insurance numbers, sins, s.i.n., s.i.n.s, credit card, credit cards, credit card number, credit card numbers, identity theft, lying, liar, liars, identify verification, verification, identity, modern life, phone scam, phone scams, telecommunications, phishing, phisher, phishers, personal information, fraud
"Okay. Plan B. We shave our moustaches, kill some hobos & steal their identities, then live off the fat of the land."
Tags:plan b, alternative plan, new plan, new plans, tax evasion, tax evader, tax evaders, tax fraud, fraud, fraudster, fraudsters, criminal, criminals, wanted criminal, wanted criminals, kill, murder, murderers, identity theft, fat of the land, live off the land, hide, hiding, escalate, escalation, escalating, escalated
A Courtesy Call
"You didn't fill in the part that would make it incredibly easy to steal your identity."