"If you connect the measles, it spells out 'My parents are idiots.'"
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T-Shirt Reads 'I'm With Me'
Are You As Dumb As a Post?
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The First Stairs
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"They tell me you're a nincompoop, Henderson, but you certainly do know how to maintain a crease."
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Bus of Fools
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"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"
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"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."
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"Wait! Come Back!"
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"I know you're not a quitter, Pete - in fact, that's the main reason I have no choice but to fire you."
Tags:laid off, laid-off, fired, fire, pink-slip, pink slip, unemployed, unemployment, quit, quitting, redundant, redundancy, made redundant, business, corporate, productivity, productive, hr, human resources, h.r, h r, inept, ineptitude, idiocy, idiot, try hard, good attempt, not good enough, bungling, bumbling, incompetent, incompetence, efficiencies, efficiency, efficient, boss, bosses, horrible bosses, management, manager, managerial, lay-offs, perseverance, persevere
Tags:still life, play on words, word play, word-play, painting, paint, painted, painter, painters, movie, movies, hollywood, director, direction, directors, set, film set, film, films, action, gallery, galleries, still, life, camera, cameraman, stupid, stupidity, idiot, idiocy, idiotic, art, arts, artist, artistic, arts and culture, culture, cultured, media, mixed media, freeze frame, heh, freeze-frame
'Lefty Was Here'
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