Hillary's Listening Tour of Apartment 8-B
The First Stairs
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Are You As Dumb As a Post?
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"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."
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"I don't get it—last time I jiggled the mouse this way we made a 16.45-per-cent profit."
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"The tiny winged beings, Sire, are called gnats."
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How Trump's brain works.
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"So, before passing judgment, please consider that science now shows that the male brain is not fully developed until never."
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"Lady Fowler, how long has your husband been missing?"
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Long tattoo on arm of man drinking coffee reads, "Born to go binge-drinking, get pierced and tattooed, then wake up the next day really annoyed at myself for being such an idiot!"
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"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."
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Donald Quixote de Mar-a-Lago
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