Idiots Cartoons

"I don't vote. They've got machines that do that now."

"What the hell? We could use an idiot."

"It was horrible. I was stuck on an escalator for six hours."

"I have the whole universe to look after, so I'm putting you in charge of this planet."

"Whatever it is, it's very, very little."

"If you connect the measles, it spells out 'My parents are idiots.'"

"Someone dropped me as a baby."

T-Shirt Reads 'I'm With Me'

"Who even knew they made dog thongs?"

Subtitles for the Stupid

"He always makes a fool of himself when he addresses the nation."

"Shows you how much I know."

"Oh, God. Here comes the global-village idiot."

Hillary's Listening Tour of Apartment 8-B

The First Stairs

Are You As Dumb As a Post?

"I found him all balled up in a fetal position, but I thought he looked more interesting this way."

"Other countries are laughing at us!"

A border wall that could find bipartisan support

"Just imagine the hold is world peace and the sand traps are nuclear Armageddon and the club is your ability to deal calmly and rationally with complex situations."

"No, really, I love it when you talk in sentences."

"Don't worry, boss—we whacked your skis."

Arctic Climate Update:

Trump skips the climate conference to observe the holiday.

"They tell me you're a nincompoop, Henderson, but you certainly do know how to maintain a crease."