"I don't vote. They've got machines that do that now."
"What the hell? We could use an idiot."
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"It was horrible. I was stuck on an escalator for six hours."
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"I have the whole universe to look after, so I'm putting you in charge of this planet."
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"Whatever it is, it's very, very little."
"If you connect the measles, it spells out 'My parents are idiots.'"
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"Someone dropped me as a baby."
T-Shirt Reads 'I'm With Me'
"Who even knew they made dog thongs?"
Subtitles for the Stupid
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"He always makes a fool of himself when he addresses the nation."
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"Shows you how much I know."
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"Oh, God. Here comes the global-village idiot."
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Hillary's Listening Tour of Apartment 8-B
The First Stairs
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Are You As Dumb As a Post?
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"I found him all balled up in a fetal position, but I thought he looked more interesting this way."
"Other countries are laughing at us!"
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A border wall that could find bipartisan support
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"Just imagine the hold is world peace and the sand traps are nuclear Armageddon and the club is your ability to deal calmly and rationally with complex situations."
"No, really, I love it when you talk in sentences."
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"Don't worry, boss—we whacked your skis."
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Arctic Climate Update:
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Trump skips the climate conference to observe the holiday.
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"They tell me you're a nincompoop, Henderson, but you certainly do know how to maintain a crease."
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