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Men Working Things Out

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"This one's for not asking, and this one's for not telling."

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". . . and I haven't met anyone interesting in years." "What am I-chopped liver?"

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"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

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ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

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"I want you to play a bigger role in the day-to-day operations of ignoring the obvious."

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"Your faucet is running."

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"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

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"Are you listening to me?"

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"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

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"If anyone wants me, I'll be right in front of your face while you're furiously texting."

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A woman places traffic cones around herself in bed.

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"This is why you read the instructions."

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"The wetter the better."

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Nuzak

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"They just put that to make you handle it with care."

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"He's a good man, but he's prone to reverie."

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"Don't you dare float your head to the ceiling while I'm talking to you!"

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"Like to see what this baby can do when I open 'er up?"

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"Sorry—I live in a parallel universe."

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"Nothing personal, Dad, but if I were you, I wouldn't ask too many questions about my boys' club."

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" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

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"I assume that's a no?"

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"'Thirty Days in a Single Scull.' Day 17: The early-October nights have grown chilly, and media attention has fallen short of expectations."

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"I was just talking to Charlie Rose in my head."

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