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Ignores Cartoons
Ignores cartoon 1 of 50
"I used to call people, then I got into e-mailing, then texting, and now I just ignore everyone."
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modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern technology, modern technologies, email, emailing, text, texting, messaging, message, messages, text message, text messages, text messaging, e-mail, e-mailing, emails, e-mails, ignore, ignoring, anti social, anti social, unsociable, introvert, introverts, social media, social medias, social network, social networking, smartphone, smartphones, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, advancing technology, developing technology, ignore, ignores, ignoringIgnores cartoon 2 of 50
Men Working Things Out
Ignores cartoon 3 of 50
"This one's for not asking, and this one's for not telling."
Ignores cartoon 4 of 50
". . . and I haven't met anyone interesting in years." "What am I-chopped liver?"
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psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychologist, psychologists, counselor, counselors, counselling, counsel, undervalued, insulting, insulted, poor practice, taking offense, offended, offense, ignored, ignoring, ignores, attention, craving attention, interesting, interest, left out, leave out, leaving, unprofessionalIgnores cartoon 5 of 50
"I feel an intense pride, Robert, that I live in a country rich enough to have war and peace at the same time."
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pride, proud, war, wars, warring, war and peace, time of war, times of war, patriot, patriots, patriotic, ignorance, ignorance is bliss, ignore, ignores, ignoring, wartime, contradiction, contradictions, contradictory, paradox, paradoxes, upper class, upper classes, head in the sand, heads in the sand, afghanistan, war in afghanistan, forgotten war, forgotten warsIgnores cartoon 6 of 50
"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"
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sit, sits, sitting, obedient, obedience, cat, cats, dog, dogs, disobedient, disobedience, rolling over, ignore, ignores, ignoring, owner, owners, pet, pets, training, trainer, trainers, obedience school, obedience schools, sit down, sits down, sitting down, roll over, trick, tricks, dog trick, dog tricksIgnores cartoon 7 of 50
ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,
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ethics, ethical, unethical, getting dressed, dress, shirt, shirts, labor laws, labour laws, trade, trading, neglect, neglecting, ignore, ignoring, ignores, ignored, label, labels, made in, inconsequential, fair trade, fairtrade, fairness, slave labour, slave labor, sweatshop, sweatshops, poor condition, poor conditions, international relationsIgnores cartoon 8 of 50
"Your faucet is running."
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idle thought, idle thoughts, mind, wander, wanders, wandering, pay attention, paying attention, faucet, leak, leaks, leaky, brain, brains, mental image, mental images, chitchat, chit-chat, chat, chats, chatting, ignore, ignores, ignoring, drip, drips, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, thoughtless, daydream, daydreams, daydreaming, dinner date, dinner datesIgnores cartoon 9 of 50
"I want you to play a bigger role in the day-to-day operations of ignoring the obvious."
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ignore, ignores, ignoring, ignore the obvious, ignoring the obvious, promotion, promotions, manager, managers, head in the sand, ostrich, ostriches, bigger role, bigger roles, management role, management roles, managing, day-to-day operations, greater involvement, executive, executives, chief executive, chief executives, uninterested, disinterested, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, peter principleIgnores cartoon 10 of 50
For Emergency Use Only
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husband, husbands, emergency, emergencies, in case of emergency, break glass, use as needed, using as needed, married life, married lives, ignore, ignores, ignoring, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, long-term relationships, communication breakdown, communication breakdowns, useless, uselessness, worthless, worthlessness, self-esteem, low self-esteemIgnores cartoon 11 of 50
" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."
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self-involved, self-obsessed, self-obsession, talk, talks, talking, conversation, conversations, conversationalist, conversationalists, bad date, bad dates, date, dates, dating, single, single life, ignore, ignores, ignoring, not listening, husband, husbands, wife wives, argument, arguments, bicker, bickers, bickering, fight, fights, fighting, couple, couples, chat, chats, chattingIgnores cartoon 12 of 50
"I only overshare because you never listen."
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overshare, overshares, oversharing, listen, listens, listening, listener, listeners, share, shares, sharing, conversation, conversations, conversationalist, conversationalists, listening skills, communication skills, communication, ignore, ignores, ignoring, attention, attention-seeking, attention-seeking behavior, neglect, spousal neglect, neglected spouse, neglected spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, communication breakdown, communication breakdownsIgnores cartoon 13 of 50
"Ars longa, Super Bowl brevis."
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football, american football, football game, game, games, long game, long games, length, time passing, championship, championships, championship game, championship games, media obsession, media obsessions, football widow, football widows, ignore, ignores, ignoring, ignored, neglected, spouse, spouses, wife, wivesIgnores cartoon 14 of 50
"'Thirty Days in a Single Scull.' Day 17: The early-October nights have grown chilly, and media attention has fallen short of expectations."
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scull, sculls, row, rows, rowing, rower, rowers, attention-seeker, attention-seekers, attention-seeking, charity, charity event, charity events, media attention, ignore, ignores, ignored, ignoring, rowboat, rowboats, stunt, stunts, publicity stunt, publicity stunts, publicity, writer, writers, writing, ignored, ignore, ignores, ignoring, pointless, pointlessnessIgnores cartoon 15 of 50
"The wetter the better."
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problems, phrases, unaware, lack of awareness, wet paint, wet paint sign, wet paint signs, ignorant, ignorance, ignore, ignores, ignoring, awareness, pay attention, pays attention, paying attention, space cadet, space cadets, space out, spaced out, relax, relaxes, relaxing, stare into space, staying into space, mankoffIgnores cartoon 16 of 50
A woman places traffic cones around herself in bed.
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traffic cone, traffic cones, not tonight, wife, wives, girlfriends, low sex drive, low sex drives, hands off, metoo, me too, #metoo, read, reads, reading, ignore, ignores, ignoring, husband, husbands, mismatch, mismatched, low sex drive, low sex drives, bedroom, bedrooms, higher sex drive, higher sex drivesIgnores cartoon 17 of 50
"When will you grow up about sex and lose interest in it?"
Ignores cartoon 18 of 50
"I was just talking to Charlie Rose in my head."
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charlie rose, interview, interviews, interviewer, interviewers, interviewing, talking head, talking heads, imagine, imagines, imagination, imaginations, chat, chats, chat show, chat shows, daydream, daydreams, daydreaming, self-important, self-importance, pay attention, paying attention, ignore, ignores, ignoring, out to lunchIgnores cartoon 19 of 50
Nuzak
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sports, weather, government, stocks, entertainment, blah-blah-blah, news, music, annoyances, muzak, white noise, ignore, ignores, ignoring, radio commentary, newsreader, newsreaders, news reader, news readers, news anchor, news anchors, npr, national public radio, public radio, relax, relaxes, relaxing, mankoffIgnores cartoon 20 of 50
"This is why you read the instructions."
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instruction, instructions, owner's manual, owners manual, manual, cowboy, cowboys, horses, horse, riding, ride, horseriding, piggyback, piggy back, obvious, easy, clear, lesson, regret, ignorant, mistake, mistakes, obviously, cow boy, cow boys, read, reading, guide, guides, learn, learning, hard way, ignore, ignoresIgnores cartoon 21 of 50
"Sorry—I live in a parallel universe."
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parallel universe, rich, riches, rich man, poor man, poor, poverty, poor people, upper class, upper classes, ignore, ignores, ignoring, class divide, class division, class divisions, eye contact, cruel, cruelty, wealth gap, wealth gaps, income gap, income gaps, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, beggar, beggars, begging, handout, handouts, casual cruelty, justification, justifications, justify, justifies, justifying, upward mobilityIgnores cartoon 22 of 50
"Those who ignore history are entitled to repeat it."
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reversal, reversal, history, historian, historians, cliche, cliches, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, wisdom, words of wisdom, repeat, repeats, repeating, those who ignore history, politician, politicians, ignorant, ignorance, ignorance is bliss, ignore, ignores, ignoring, entitled, entitlement, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes, uneducated, ignore the experts, ignoring the expertsIgnores cartoon 23 of 50
"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."
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men, problems, office, hierarchy, ignore, ignores, ignoring, ignored, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, corporate hierarchy, corporate culture, underling, underlings, office drone, office drones, corporate drone, corporate drones, ceo, ceos, executive, executives, office executive, office executives, mankoffIgnores cartoon 24 of 50
"Not tonight, Hon—I'm trying to cut down."
Ignores cartoon 25 of 50
"Are you listening to me?"
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listen, listens, listening, face, faces, attention, focus, attention span, attention spans, short attention span, short attention spans, distracted, distraction, distractions, easily distracted, hear, hears, hearing, boss, bosses, manager, managers, pay attention, paying attention, ignore, ignores, ignoring, cubist, cubists, cubism, art, artist, artistsMore cartoons with the keyword 'ignores'