"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"
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"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."
"His final wish was that all his medical bills be paid promptly."
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"I'm allergic to the sun."
"We were hoping that you could work from work today."
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The Couple Who Didn't Come Down With The Flu
"You made that diagnosis just to be mean."
"Come quickly—I think I had an out-of-pocket experience."
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"But think of all the things you're not going to die of."
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"It's not just me, Doctor. He's been turning away from the New York 'Times' as well."
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"You can't be insured, Harry and Louise, because of your preëxisting condition."
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"Here's a study for you, Doctor - he faints."
"Fortunately, you have the life savings of a man three times your age."
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Providing Healthcare For All
"It's lotto fever."
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"Now, if you're feeling adventurous we can undercook the chicken."
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"Hi. This is Ed, over at the I.R.S., just checking to see how you're feeling after your audit."
"I don't think it's anything serious, but, just to be sure, I'm going to bill you as if it is."
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"Who's the sickest?"
"And don't go auctioning off my stuff."
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"You are a very sick rabbit."
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"You have a serious illness of an undisclosed nature."
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"That liver went to someone who doesn't have such a big yap."
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"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."
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"You're in luck, in a way. Now is the time to be sick-while Medicare still has some money."
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