"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"
"I'm afraid the trip is off—our government is cracking down on illegal aliens."
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"He says it's not an invasion - it's a cruise."
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"It's written in invisible ink."
"If Trump becomes President, I don't care how high he builds that wall - I'm going over it."
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"You just show up here illegally and expect us to tell you about corn?"
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"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."
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"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."
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"No one takes the trouble to get to know the person behind the 'persona non grata'. "
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"ICE! Let's see everybody's green card."
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"Do you have anything that says 'I love you, but only because you live in a sanctuary city'?"
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Borer Patrol - Feline Unit.
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First Illegal on the moon
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