"I'm afraid the trip is off—our government is cracking down on illegal aliens."
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, trip, trips, travel, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, tourism, tourist, tourists, government, governments, immigration, immigrant, immigrants, illegal, illegal immigration, illegal alien, illegal aliens, illegal immigrant, illegal immigrants, crack down, crack downs, cracking down, foreigner, foreigners, international, bureaucracy, immigration policy, wordplay, word play, pun, puns
"He says it's not an invasion - it's a cruise."
Tags:invasion, invasions, cruise, cruises, dock, docks, docking, deport, deports, deporting, ufo, ufos, flying saucer, flying saucers, alien, aliens, spaceship, spaceships, spacecraft, spacecrafts, alien, aliens, illegal alien, illegal aliens, illegal immigrant, illegal immigrants, illegal immigration, tourist, tourists, tourism, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers
"It's written in invisible ink."
Tags:secret deal, mexico, import duties, tariff, tariffs, import tariffs, trade tariffs, threat, threats, immigration deal, immigration deals, immigration crisis, immigration policy, illegal immigrant, illegal immigrants, donald trump, president trump, trump administration, bully, bullies, intimidation, intimidating
Employees of the Month
Tags:immigrants, illegal immigrants, immigration, build the wall, taking our jobs, robot, robots, robotics, employee, employees, employee of the month, robotics engineer, robotics engineering, robotics engineers, mechanical engineering, mechanical engineer, mechanical engineers, electronics, electronics engineering, electronics engineer, electronics engineers, engineering, engineers, engineer, robot takeover, politics, government, tech, technology
"If Trump becomes President, I don't care how high he builds that wall - I'm going over it."
Tags:trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, wall, walls, border wall, border walls, mexico, mexican, mexican border, us border, u.s. border, escape, escapes, escaping, president, presidents, illegal immigrant, illegal immigrants, illegal immigration, undocumented, run away, runs away, running away
"You just show up here illegally and expect us to tell you about corn?"
Tags:illegal immigrant, illegal immigrants, illegal immigration, undocumented immigrant, undocumented immigrants, undocumented immigration, native american, native americans, american indian, american indians, indigenous, indigenous population, indigenous populations, pilgrim, pilgrims, thanksgiving, first thanksgiving, settler, settlers, settling, america, america history, immigrant, immigrants, nation of immigrants, new world, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, hypocrisies, agriculture, agricultural technique, european, european history, imperialist, imperialists, imperialism, colonial, colonials, colonialism
"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."
Tags:immigration, united states, cuba, baseball, baseballs, trade deal, trade deals, trade, trades, foreigner, foreigners, illegal immigrant, illegal immigrants, agent, agents, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, sport, sports, controversy, controversial, wet feet dry feet, wet feet dry land, professional athlete, professional athletes
"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."
Tags:undocumented, undocumented immigrants, undocument immigrant, illegal immigrants, illegal immigrant, immigration, immegration issues, anti-immigration rhetoric, migration, pilgrim, pilgrims, mayflower, colonialism, colonial, colonials, colonise, colonize, colonies, hypocrisy, hypocrite, hypocrites, us history, american history, native americans
"No one takes the trouble to get to know the person behind the 'persona non grata'. "
Tags:bartender, bartenders, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, persona non grata, illegal immigrant, illegal immigrants, unwelcome, foreign, foreigner, foreigners, immigrant, immigrants, immigration, illegal alien, illegal aliens
"ICE! Let's see everybody's green card."
Tags:u.s. immigration and customs enforcement, immigration policy, immigration controls, immigration officer, immigration offices, us immigration and customs enforcement, green card, green cards, ice, boardroom, boardrooms, board, boards, exec, execs, executive, executives, corporate culture, racial profiling, illegal immigrant, illegal immigrants, illegal immigration
"Do you have anything that says 'I love you, but only because you live in a sanctuary city'?"
Tags:perfume, perfumes, fragrance, fragrances, perfume counter, perfume counters, customer, customers, difficult customer, difficult customers, customer service, service, difficult request, difficult requests, request, requests, buying perfume, romance, romantic, gift, gifts, present, presents, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, love, dating, date, dates, marriage, marriages, immigration, marriage of convenience, marriages of convenience, green card marriage, green card marriages, sanctuary city, sanctuary cities, immigration law, sham marriage, sham marriages, illegal immigration, illegal immigrant, illegal immigrants, illegal, illegals, taking advantage
First Illegal on the moon
Tags:moon, moon landing, first man on the moon, space exploration, astronaut, astronauts, space travel, flag on the moon, alien, aliens, xenophobia, xenophobic, illegal immigrants, illegal immigrant, illegal, illegals, immigration, anti-immigration, double standard, double standards, us immigration policies, immigration policies, migrants, migrant