"We study, we plan, we research. And yet, somehow, money still remains more of an art than a science."
"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"
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"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."
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"Since I don't have a family, I pretty much use it to protect my other guns."
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"The January issue comes out in October, the April issue comes out in January, the July issue comes out in April, and October issue comes out in July, but I don't have any of them."
Tags:modern world, modern-world, modern life, modern-life, issue, issues, magazine, magazines, zines, zine, newspaper, newspapers, time, timing, times, nonsensical, stupid, illogical, news papers, news paper, paper, papers, periodicals, prepare, prepared, preparing, prepared, newstand, news stand, newsstand, selling, sales, sold, pointless, disappointed, disappointment
"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."
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"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."
"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."
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"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."
Tags:fit, fitness, nutrition, nutrition bar, nutrition bars, health food, health foods, healthy food, for her, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, for women, modern life, modern time, modern attitudes, gender issues, gender issue, gender inequality, brand, brands, branding, packaging, packages, package, illogical, stupid, stupidity, narrow minded, close minded, ignorant, ignorance, sales tactic, sales tactics, toxic masculinity
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"Great news, Phil! The governor has determined that you don't have a high enough I.Q. to merit execution."
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"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."
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"You'll come here,but you won't go to Brooklyn?"
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"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."
Tags:fashion, clothes, clothing, menswear, men's fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes, womenswear, women's fashion, women's clothing, women's clothes, stable, stability, evolution, evolutionism, darwin's theory of evolution, evolutionary theory, rampage, animal, animals, monkey, monkeys, darwinian, speed, fast, rapid, quick, illogic, illogical, strange, predict, predicting, prediction, predictions, future, style, styles, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, history, historical, victorian
"Well, if everybody does it, it must be o.k."
"Look, don't try to weasel out of this. It was my dream, but you had the affair in it."
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Not an Entrance/Not An Exit
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"Hey you, stop!"
The NRA actively endangered the President's life last week at their annual conference.
"I need to pee but I'm afraid to go alone."
Tags:family life, family-life, family time, parenthood, parenting, parent, parents, toilet, toilets, phobia, phobias, fear, fears, kid, kids, childhood, childhoods, bathroom, bathrooms, childish, logic, illogical, child logic, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, irrational fear, irrational fears
Tags:logic, logic tree, logic trees, tree, trees, logical, illogical, illogic, organizational tool, organizational tools, organisational tool, organisational tools, problem solving, problem solving tool, problem solving tools, issue tree, issue trees, logic tree analysis, dead tree, tree trunk, tree trunks