"A tattoo? You're kidding. It sure looks like a suit."
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"Darling, I seem to have this rabbit."
"Does it make my ass look big?"
An woman made from an optical illusion uses her fingers to create another optical illusion on a wall for a child,
David Blaine, Age 60
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A car drives past a sign that reads "Welcome to Condoville and the illusion of owning your own property."
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A turkey displays a deck of cards.
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"The key is for the wannabes to think they have a chance in hell to be."
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Smoke and Mirrors Lounge
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A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.
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"O.K., that's pretty cool. Who's doing that?"
"Do you have anything much smaller that can paradoxically hold many more people."
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"Escher! Get your ass up here."
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"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."
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"That's where we are right now."
"Would you mind taking a picture of me with your girlfriend?"
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"I can't eat all that."
"There can be no peace until they renounce their Rabbit God and accept our Duck God."
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"Sometimes it's as if I didn't know the difference between what's real and what's trompe-l'oeil."
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A woman enters a motel room and confronts silhouettes of two faces in bed. One is saying "It's not what it looks like." The outline of the two faces also forms a vase; famous "optical illusion."
"Hey! Guess what?"
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"Don't let the infinity throw you."
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