"You only think you're barking at nothing. We're all barking at something."
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"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."
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"Because it's not there."
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"Moose told Dog, and Dog told Frog, and Frog told Kitty, and Kitty told me."
"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."
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"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."
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"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"
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"Is oversleeping a real thing?"
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"No, Tim, you're not crazy. You're special! You're a very special person, Tim. You have a magical, talking toaster, and that's what makes you special."
"I've never forgiven him for that thing I made up in my head."
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"Better imaginary than extinct."
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"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."
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"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."
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"We're playing YouTube."
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"It must be yours. I have no imagination."
"Looks like somebody's having a fight with her little boyfriend."
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"Mr. Swinehart has just crossed Route 36 at Goshen Junction. We are all expected, in exactly eighteen minutes, to greet him as he comes down the driveway."
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The Hypochondria Times.
The Emperor's New Plane.
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"Well, Phil, after years of vague complaints and imaginary ailments, we finally have something to work with."
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"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"
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"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."
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"I'm worried about a monster under my bed and I'm worried about college."
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