"I have an imaginary friend. He's a real person – he just isn't really my friend."
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"My imaginary friend doesn't like you to talk to me like that, Dad."
"Moose told Dog, and Dog told Frog, and Frog told Kitty, and Kitty told me."
"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."
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"Apparently, Philip and his imaginary playmate are more or less the same weight and size."
"The Imaginary Playmate Meets the Invisible Fence"
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"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"
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"Where were you when I needed an imaginary friend?"
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"Be completely open with me. Remember I'm your imaginary psychiatrist."
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"Read me the story again about the closet monster."
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"Is this the first time you've realized I'm an hallucination?"
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"Peter is completely fictitious, but he's extremely well written."
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"Mugged by reality? What can I do about that?"
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"You're lucky to have an imaginary friend at all, don't expect stock tips too."
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"First, let me put your mind at ease about that being an hallucination…."
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A little boy appears to be riding a pool toy, but it's a creature.
"Could I do this with an imaginary friend?"
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"I want to see other hallucinations."
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"So unlike other kids. When I was six, I had an imaginary broker."