Immaturity Cartoons

"The meeting will come to order."

"Must you do that every time I say interest rates are bound to rise?"

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Isn't Jim Carrey getting too old to make Jim Carrey movies?"

"Don't make me come down there."

"I'm not a scaredy-cat - I'm phobic."

"What do we have to do to get some more crayons over here?"

"Flotsam off the starboard bow, Captain."

"Mamma always gets sore and spoils the game for everybody."

"What's amazing to me is that this late in the game we still have to settle our differences with rocks."

"Kazakov is employing the rare 'Mr. Castle and Horsey go on an adventure' defense."

"I'm droppin' all my 'G's for a while."

"O.K., let's confront the issues of masculinity!"

"Dad, would you please go back to doing the parenting, so that I can do some of the childing for a couple of minutes?"

"For the last time - you and your horsie get away from me and stay away!"

"Let's get one thing straight. Your commission didn't call my commission here, my commission called your commission here."

"Someone dropped me as a baby."

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

"You can't judge my parenting skills by what you see in the lobby."

"Come on, baby—just this once! It's been forever since we got stoned and went out carolling!"

"Why didn't you go before we left?"

"You know kids love boundaries, Dad."

"My, Grandma, what crushing debt you have."

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."