Immigrant Cartoons

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

"We need one of those at the E.U. border."

"I'm afraid the trip is off—our government is cracking down on illegal aliens."

I love NY - except for you foreigners with too much dough

"You fellas need a job?"

"I happen to be somewhat in a rush. Would it be possible to discuss the various aspects of multiculturalism at some other time soon?"

"They learn how to say 'Gracias' and we're supposed to be thankful."

"I hear the streets are paved with garbage."

"You know, I've never actually seen your birth certificate."

"Our borders are still way too porous."

"Am I going crazy or was this place Korean just last week?"

"You can't spend your political life hiding behind being Canadian."

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

"In America, the streets are paved with gold. And everything else is stuffed with cheese and bacon."

"Look, maybe you came to the New World to put buckles all over your body. But that's just not me."

"In my country I was a taxi dispatcher."

"Well, so much for pre-Columbian."

"Anything you say with an accent may be used against you."

"The country grandpa came from was a stinking hellhole of unspeakable poverty where everyone was always happy."

"Give...your poor...masses...the...door!" - Emma Lazarus

"You just show up here illegally and expect us to tell you about corn?"

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"As for immigration, I say admit anyone who arrives on the Concorde."

"Think they're dumb enough to buy the bridge, too?"

"As my attorney I was able to get you in on a work visa."