"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"
"We need one of those at the E.U. border."
Tags:border, ski jump, ski jumps, ski jumping, european union, brexit, brexiteer, brexiteers, leave, leaves, leave campaign, leave campaigns, winter sport, winter sports, club, clubs, exclusive, exclusivity, ski, skis, skiing, skier, skiers, immigrant, immigrants, immigration, immigration law, immigration laws, member status, member, members, member state, member states
"I'm afraid the trip is off—our government is cracking down on illegal aliens."
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, trip, trips, travel, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, tourism, tourist, tourists, government, governments, immigration, immigrant, immigrants, illegal immigration, illegal alien, illegal aliens, illegal immigrant, crack down, crack downs, cracking down, foreigner, foreigners, international, bureaucracy, immigration policy, wordplay, word play, pun, puns
I love NY - except for you foreigners with too much dough
"We're just here for a few days to get our names crudely Anglicized, do some shopping, sightseeing—stuff like that."
Tags:ellis island, tourist, tourists, tourist attraction, tourist attractions, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, anglicized, anglicised, sightseer, sightseers, sightseeing, sightsee, immigration, immigration policy, border control, border controls, immigration policy, immigration controls, us history, american history, american experience, melting pot, melting pots
"You fellas need a job?"
Tags:wall, walls, border wall, border walls, border fence, border fences, mexico, mexican wall, mexican walls, laborer, laborers, outsource, outsources, outsourcing, hire, hires, hiring, construction, construction worker, construction workers, immigrant, immigrants, immigration, anti-immigration, trump, donald trump, border, borders, racism
"I happen to be somewhat in a rush. Would it be possible to discuss the various aspects of multiculturalism at some other time soon?"
Tags:multiculturalism, multicultural, diversity, diverse, culture, vishnu, ganesha, cultural appropriation, hinduism, divine being, religious belief, religious beliefs, multicultural society, multicultural societies, social debate, social issue, religious debates, global community, immigration, immigrant, immigrants
"They learn how to say 'Gracias' and we're supposed to be thankful."
Tags:latinos, latinas, latino, hispanic, spanish speaker, spanish speakers, stereotype, stereotypes, housekeeper, housekeepers, housekeeping, cleaner, cleaners, maid, maids, racism, race, lunch break, coworker, coworkers, white privilege, bilingual, multilingual, immigrant, immigrants, immigration, nanny, nannies, babysitter, babysitters
"Sorry, folks, but I'll have to see your tax return."
Tags:tax, taxes, tax return, taxed, tax returns, public good, public, public goods, publicly owned, general public, general public, tax returns, beach, beaches, sand, sandy, seaside, sea side, shore, shores, coast, seashore, holiday, holidays, immigration, immigrants, rights of use, coastal, taxpayer, taxpayer funded, funding, funds, enforce, enforced, enforcement
"I hear the streets are paved with garbage."
"You know, I've never actually seen your birth certificate."
Tags:obama, barack, birth certificate, birth certificates, birth certificate conspiracy, conspiracy theory, donald, trump, president, presidents, political, political leaders, political leader, government, governments, citizen, citizenship, citizens, birth rights, birth right, immigrant, immigrants, immigration, husband, wife, husbands, wives, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, russian, suspicious, suspicious wife
"When we're home, are we still aliens?"
Tags:science fiction, sci fi, sci-fi, science, scientific, alien, aliens, theory, theories, sociology, geography, migrant, migration, immigration, emigration, alien, aliens, technically, technicality, technical, kid, kids, child, children, question, questions, questioning, tourist, tourists, home, journey, travel, travelling, travelled, hard question, hard questions, parenting, parenthood, parental, space, space travel, planet, planets, spaceship, space ship
"Our borders are still way too porous."
Tags:open borders, open border, border, borders, undesirable, undesirables, undesirable element, undesirable elements, peasant, peasants, reversal, reversals, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, american capitalism, materialist, materialists, materialism, material world, superficial, lifestyle choice, lifestyle choices, modern world, off the grid, going off the grid, immigration, immigrant, immigrants, immigration law, immigration laws, migrant, migrants, bigot, bigots
"They should just ask Elián González who he wants to be when he grows up, Gloria Estefan or the Buena Vista Social Club."
Tags:music, musician, music genres, singer, singers, cuban singers, cuba, musical culture, culture, american culture, cuban culture, national differences, custody, custody battle, international custody battle, immigration, cuban american, immigration issues, child, children, aspirations, aspiration, children, child, childhood
"The best way to get over a wall is to break through the glass ceiling."
Tags:glass ceiling, glass ceilings, breaking the glass ceiling, sexual discrimination, racial discrimination, institutional sexism, institutional racism, breaking down barriers, putting up barriers, the wall, walls, trumps wall, us border wall, us border, anti-immigration rhetoric, anti-immigration, immigration, immigrants, trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, melania trump, first lady, hypocrisy, hypocrite
"Take us to your most influential power couple."
Tags:science fiction, sci fi, sci-fi, science, scientific, alien, aliens, theory, theories, sociology, geography, migrant, migration, immigration, emigration, alien, aliens, hard question, influencer, influence, influenced, influential, influencing, power couple, couple, couples, take me to your leader, space, space travel, planet, planets, spaceship, space ship, celebrity couple, celebrity couples, thought leader, thought leaders, celebrity culture, obsession, obsessions, tabloid, tabloids, media obsession, media obsessions, hollywood, superficial, power couple, power couples, hollywood culture
"Am I going crazy or was this place Korean just last week?"
"You can't spend your political life hiding behind being Canadian."
Tags:canada, canadian, canadians, blameless, blamelessness, shift blame, shifts blaming, shifting blame, political life, political lives, politics, foreign policy, hide, hides, hiding, hidden, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, blame, blames, blaming, canuck, canucks, canadian citizen, canadian citizens, immigrant, immigrants, immigration, bad news, middle ground, neutral, neutrality, neutrals
"In America, the streets are paved with gold. And everything else is stuffed with cheese and bacon."
Tags:america, american, united states, usa, cuisine, fast food, fast foods, fatty food, fatty foods, cheese, cheeses, cheesy, bacon, immigrant, immigrants, immigration, cheese-stuffed, old world, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, cheese, cheesy, bacon, new world, migrant, migrants, overeat, overeats, overeating
"Hell: The Airport"
Tags:air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, hell, after death, religion, religious, afterlife, stress, stressful, anxiety, traveling, travelling, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, cancellation, cancellations, lost luggage, lost baggage, missed flights, cancelled flights, canceled flights, crowd, crowds, crowded, line, lines, lineups, queue, queues, queuing, lining up, security, immigration, check-in, check-in counter, check-in counters, check-in desk, check-in desks, lost, traffic, bad experience, bad experiences
Employees of the Month
Tags:immigrants, immigration, build the wall, taking our jobs, robot, robots, robotics, employee, employees, employee of the month, robotics engineer, robotics engineering, robotics engineers, mechanical engineering, mechanical engineer, mechanical engineers, electronics, electronics engineering, electronics engineer, electronics engineers, engineering, engineers, engineer, robot takeover, politics, government, tech, technology
"Look, maybe you came to the New World to put buckles all over your body. But that's just not me."
"Well, so much for pre-Columbian."
"Anything you say with an accent may be used against you."
Tags:crimes, criminal, criminals, arrest, arrested, arrests, arresting, immigration, immigrant, immigrants, racial profile, racial profiles, racial profiling, accent, accents, region, regions, regional, racial issues, racial issue, racism, migrant, migrants, migration, america, the us, usa, donald trump, right to silence, miranda right, miranda rights, law enforcement, corrupt, corruption, police corruption
"The country grandpa came from was a stinking hellhole of unspeakable poverty where everyone was always happy."
Tags:grandparent, grandparents, granddad, granddads, grandpa, grandpas, grandfather, grandfathers, generations, old age, old people, elderly, elder, elders, grandchild, granddaughter, granddaughters, grandson, grandsons, ancestry, ancestors, ancestor, immigrant, immigrants, immigration, grumpy old man, grouch, grouchy, crotchety