"Are you sure you used human growth hormone?"
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"Well, some of us mortals have to get up tomorrow morning."
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Annuals - Perennials - Eternals
"Wait! First, his attorney."
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"Nonsense, Mother. You'll probably outlive us all."
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"Cloning is an imperfect science."
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"And that's my tomb."
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Food of the Demigods
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"I don't feel immortal until I've had my coffee."
"Of course, in those conservative Victorian days I kept it hidden away in the attic."
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"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."
"Peter Pan isn't as young as he looks."
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"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."
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"I do some random immorality but my bread and butter is necessary evil."
"I don't care if he is a baseball immortal. He should wear a robe and carry a harp like the rest of us."
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