Immortal Cartoons

Immortal Cartoons

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"Are you sure you used human growth hormone?"

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Annuals - Perennials - Eternals

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"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

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Ambrosia.

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"And that's my tomb."

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"I don't feel immortal until I've had my coffee."

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"Peter Pan isn't as young as he looks."

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"Nonsense, Mother. You'll probably outlive us all."

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"Of course, in those conservative Victorian days I kept it hidden away in the attic."

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Food of the Demigods

Artist: Chast, Roz   Search ID: CC70310   High Res: 1558x734 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: demigod, demigods, good food, nice food, easy food, convenience food, food of the gods, mediocre, mediocrity, average, omelette, omelettes, macaroni, raisin toast, favourite food, favourite foods, favorite food, favorite foods, minor deity, minor deities, immortal, immortals, lazy, laziness, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes

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"Wait! First, his attorney."

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"Cloning is an imperfect science."

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"I do some random immorality but my bread and butter is necessary evil."

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"Well, some of us mortals have to get up tomorrow morning."

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"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."

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