"Even though you gave the CEO a kidney, this is a lot of sick days."
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"We couldn't connect. He kept spouting technobabble, and I, of course, kept coming back with psychobabble."
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"Look, I know you and I have had our differences, but can we at least agree that the goldfish is pointless?"
Tags:goldfish, pet, pets, dog, dogs, cat, cats, disagreement, disagreements, common enemy, common enemies, fish, impersonal, pointless, pointlessness, alliance, alliances, uneasy alliance, uneasy alliances, ally, allies, allied, difference, differences, set aside differences, setting aside differences, agreement, agreements
"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"
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The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet
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" 'To the peasants: Love you guys, love you all.' Sign it me."
"Shaded blue box on our org chart, meet dotted red arrow."
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"I'll take care of it impersonally."
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Extreme Coworking Space
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"That's what comes from being a multinational. The company picnic will be in Tierra del Fuego."
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"I hate calling her—she always picks up."
"How's the war going?"
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Removed by an Industrial Crane
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"Congratulations, keep moving, please. Congratulations, keep moving, please. Congratulations..."
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"Your solution to everything is to show up, do your job, then go home!"
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"I'd like to say something to you, Miriam - strictly off the record, of course."
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"The doctor wants you to point to where it hurts."
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"I'm looking for a card that says 'Sorry about the herpes.'"