"She's had so much done she's not even biodegradable."
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The First Modular Phone Implant Garners Envious Looks Along Fifth Avenue.
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"My God, look at all she's had done! Or is that someone else?"
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"He would have disappeared long ago had I not had the foresight when we first married to have a tracking device implanted in his left buttock."
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It was in that instant that Wendell began to regret his decision not to get breast implants.
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"When we implant your pacemaker, we can, for a modest additional fee, also implant your beeper."
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"He insisted on buttock implants for his birthday."
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