"The phrase you're groping for is 'Thank you.'"
Tags:television, televisions, tv, t.v., tvs, interactive, interactivity, interaction, interactions, computer, computers, technologies, media, entertainment, thumb your nose, thumb ones nose, thumb one's nose, rude, rudeness, impolite, snub, snubbing, make fun, silly, silliness, answer, answering, answers
"Totally naked except for my socks. How 'bout yourself?"
Tags:phone sex, public, public space, public spaces, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, public area, private, private life, long distance, long distance relationship, long distance relationships, rude, impolite, inconsiderate, thoughtless, lie, lies, lying, sexuality
"Can't you just say 'Scarlatti' instead of "Scarlatti, of course'?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, dating, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, correcting, correction, corrections, rude, impolite, bad manners, scarlatti, composer, composers, music, baroque, classical, impatient, impatience, know-it-all, snob, snobs
"What's not disgusting?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, kid, kids, child, children, girl, girls, fussy, picky, fussy eater, fussy eaters, picky eater, picky eaters, disgust, disgusting, gross, insulting, offensive, rude, impolite, bad manners, kid's menu, kid's menus, children's menu, children's menu
"I'm not sending Christmas cards this year."
"I'll have a nice day when I get damn good and ready."
"Goodness gracious great balls of fire, no!"
Tags:jerry lee lewis, loan, loans, bank loan, bank loans, payday loan, payday loans, refuse, refuses, refusing, refusal, credit, bad credit, credit check, credit checks, failing credit checks, rude, rudeness, impolite, loan officer, loan officers, rock 'n' roll, rock music, rocker, rockers, bank, banks, banking, banker, bankers
"It's certainly refreshing to meet someone sixty years old who looks sixty years old."
"Can't you clip your nails on the subway like everyone else?"
"Yoo-hoo! We're all waiting."
Tags:mourn, mourns, mourning, mourner, mourners, funeral, funerals, casket, caskets, queue, queues, line, lines, impatient, impatience, dark humor, black humor, dark humour, black humour, rude, rudeness, viewing, viewings, wake, wakes, funeral wake, funeral wakes, temper, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, death in the family, jerk, jerks, impolite, impoliteness, uncouth, insensitive, insensitivity
"Hey, Jerky! You're standing in the middle of my entrée!"
"I'm serious-you could really pursue this as an embarrassing hobby."
"It's too late to call them now—they'll be sound asleep. They live in Connecticut!"
"Better late than never, eh, Herb?"
"I've never been what you'd call an 'ethics head.' "
Tags:relationship, relationships, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, ethics, ethical, unethical, morality, scumbag, scumbags, jerk, jerks, pretentious, snob, snobs, snobby, business, businesses, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen, date, dates, first date, blind date, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, executive, executives, restaurant, restaurants, obnoxious, rude, impolite, disrespectful
"Can't you crunch bones with your mouth closed?"
Tags:manners, impolite, polite, table manners, chew with your mouth closed, lion, lions, lioness, animal, animals, dining, dining etiquette, etiquette, couple, couples, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, nag, nagging
"Eye contact is good, but eye contact without blinking is not."
Tags:eye contact, staring, stare, staring contest, staring contests, manners, impolite, advice, interview advice, interview, interviews, interviewing, interviewed, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, recruiting, job, jobs, job market, unemployed, unemployment, resume, resumes, cv, curriculum vitae, workshop, job placement
"It's been nice talking to you, but I should probably get back to staring blankly ahead."
Tags:commute, commuters, stranger, strangers, talking to strangers, passenger, passengers, social, socialising, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airline passenger, airline passengers, airline, travel, travelling, converse, conversation, awkward conversation, anti-social, introvert, introverts, modern life, modern attitudes, blank stare, staring blankly, ignore, ignoring, impolite, talk, talking, modern times, avoid, eye contact, eye-contact, make eye contact, vacant stare
"The guy at the other end of the bar would like to buy himself another drink."
"He's a heavyweight, but he'd prefer to leave it at that."
Tags:insecure, insecurity, insecurities, heavyweight, boxer, boxers, boxing, pugilism, weight problem, weight problems, overweight, fat, fatness, obese, obesity, sore point, sore points, weight class, weight classes, diet, diet, dieting, slim down, slimming down, rude, unmentionable, impolite, body insecurity, body insecurities
Tags:food, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, cashier, cashiers, customer service, service, rude, impolite, single, singles, single man, single men, single life, alone, forever alone, bachelor, bachelors, single life, relationship issues, relationship problems
"Since we don't do payback dinners, how does eighty bucks sound for the reasonably decent evening I think we've all had?"
Tags:party, parties, dinner party, dinner parties, dinner, friend, friends, friendship, mate, mates, payback, money, bad manners, rude, impolite, offensive, returning the favor, returning the favour, paying, food, restaurant, restaurants, dining, eating, meal, meals, couple, couples, leisure, guest, guests, host, hosts, hostess, hostesses
Dining Infraction, Too Much Tabouli on the Tie!
Tags:dinner, dinners, dinner time, tabouli, infraction, infractions, referee, referees, foul, fouls, messy eater, messy eaters, impolite, uncivilised, uncivilized, eating out, dining out, bad eater, bad eaters, offense, offenses, infringe, infringement, infringements, offence, offences, umpire, umpires