A tombstone in a cemetery reads "Prentiss W. Burchmeyer - Born July 16, 1908, Dined at the White House May 3, 1984, Died March 30 1987".
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"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."
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"I may be a big frog in a small pond, but I'm still a damn big frog."
"This requires both ears."
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"Sure, dead is important. But it has to taste good."
"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."
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"Around here his word is law."
"I've forgotten what I want to be remembered for."
"This is the most important election of our lifetime."
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Blew off my S.A.T. prep class.
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"Finish every drop - the 5 P.M. cocktail is the most important drink of the day."
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"He's very stable - he has a land line."
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A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'
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"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"
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"Nothing important—nothing on fax, nothing on voice mail, nothing on the Internet. Just, you know, handwritten stuff."
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"I'm sorry, Ms. Farkas can't see you right now. Can you come back when you're more important?"
Special Person Statue
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"Oh, is that today?"
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"It helps me stay focused on what matters most."
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"Wait, I think he's just come in. I hear his theme music."
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"What is it again that we're the leading provider of?"
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Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport
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Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture
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It's just a game vs. get real.
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"Please listen carefully to the available options."
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