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Impossible Cartoons
Impossible cartoon 1 of 53
"Please, honey, I'm with a patient, and I've asked you not to call me on this line."
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stethoscope, stethoscopes, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, work, working, family, families, partner, partners, phone call, phone calls, call, calls, this line, line, lines, impossible, absurd, works, medical, medicine, medicines, phonecall, phonecalls, calling at work, emergency, treating, diagnose, diagnosing, equipmentImpossible cartoon 2 of 53
Business Sisyphus
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sisyphus, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, corporate culture, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, futile, futility, office drone, office drones, worker, workers, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs, white collar worker, white collar workers, impossible, impossible task, impossible tasksImpossible cartoon 3 of 53
"Can the chef prepare it in some way no one has ever prepared anything before?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, customer, customers, customer request, customer requests, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy, fussy eater, fussy eaters, difficult customer, difficult customers, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, food preparation, culinary, kitchen, kitchens, impossible, request, requestsImpossible cartoon 4 of 53
"This is impossible. Let's take the next boat."
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religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, the great flood, boat, boats, ship, ships, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, crowd, crowds, crowded, full, overcrowded, waiting, next, impossible, transportation, public transportation, public transit, bad idea, bad ideasImpossible cartoon 5 of 53
"It's not a word I can put into feelings."
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expressing feelings, feeling, feelings, emotion, emotions, word, words, difficult, indescribable, men, man, woman, women, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, communication, language, impossible, loveImpossible cartoon 6 of 53
Skeet Fishing.
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skeet, skeet fishing, skeet shooting, clay, clay targets, clay shooting, shooting, clay pigeon shooting, sport, sports, shotgun, gun, shotguns, guns, fishing, fish, outdoor sports, fly fishing, practice, impossible, shoots, shot, shots, fished, clay fish, cast, casting, casts, combine, combiningImpossible cartoon 7 of 53
"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."
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father, fathers, fatherhood, son, sons, kid, kids, children, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, new mom, new mum, new dad, new dad, new parent, new parents, congratulations, congratulations, anti-natalisim, antinatalism, anti familial, expectation, expected, expectations, parenting, parental, parenthood, guilt, guilt trip, guilt-trip, guilty, impossible standards, high standards, impossible, impossible goal, impossible goals, unattainable, unreasonable, unreasonable expectation, sardonic, comment, commentary, stereotype, stereotyping, stereotypes, passive aggressive, guilt, guilts, guilting, guilt-inducingImpossible cartoon 8 of 53
"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."
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beauty, beautiful, pageant, pageants, beauty pageant, beauty pageants, miss missouri, miss california, miss, state, states, competition, competitions, aspiration, aspiration, dream, dreams, goal, goals, aim, aims, impossible, nonsensical, illogical, paradox, paradoxical, senseless, outlandish, ridiculous, stupid, unintelligent, resident, residents, missouri, californiaImpossible cartoon 9 of 53
Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.
Impossible cartoon 10 of 53
"Escher! Get your ass up here."
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escher, mc escher, m.c. escher, perspective, perspectives, illusion, illusions, optical illusion, optical illusions, impossible, impossible device, construction, construction worker, construction workers, builder, builders, building, buildings, tower, towers, high rise, high rises, high riser, high risers, perspective, perspectives, perspective trick, perspective tricksImpossible cartoon 11 of 53
"You can hide, but you can't run."
Impossible cartoon 12 of 53
"You're fifty-seven years old. I'd like to get that down a bit."
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doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, age, getting old, getting older, ageing, old age, impossible, impossibility, wishful thinking, wishful thinker, wishful thinkersImpossible cartoon 13 of 53
"I don't think we're going to be able to agree on a pizza topping that will solve all of our problems."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, date, dates, dating, date night, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, disagreement, disagreements, decision, decisions, deciding, choice, choices, choosing, pizza, topping, toppings, solve, consensus, impossible, reaching a consensus, deciding what to eat, choosing what to eat, difficult, problem, problemsImpossible cartoon 14 of 53
"A lot of them I only pretend to watch over."
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religion, religious, heaven, god, angel, angels, watch over, watching over, guard, guarding, protect, protecting, christianity, christian, christians, pretend, pretending, make-believe, human, humans, prayer, prayers, pray, praying, impossible, overworked, limited time, confession, confessions, confessing, admission, admissions, admittingImpossible cartoon 15 of 53
Help the Bill Find its Way to Becoming a Law
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bill, bills, legal bill, legal bills, the white house, congress, government, governments, maze mazes, law, laws, new law, new laws, passing bills, passing a bill, passing a law, passing laws, politician, politicians, legislation, new legislation, proposed legislation, impossible, impossibility, challenge, challenging, jumping through hoops, legal bill review, legal bill reviews, lbr, united stated congress, federal government, house of representatives, the senate, majority vote, majority votes, red tape, legal system, failing legal system, democracy, western democracy, failing democracyImpossible cartoon 16 of 53
How Messinger Could Win
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messinger, ruth messinger, rudy giuliani, giuliani, election, elections, mayor, mayors, nyc, new york, new york city, 1997, mayoral election, mayoral elections, democrat, democrats, soros, george soros, impossible, impossibility, bribe, bribing, politician, politicians, politics, political, improbable, briberyImpossible cartoon 17 of 53
Upside-down Reflection
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sight gag, sight gags, visual gag, visual gags, reflection, reflection, illusion, illusions, optical illusion, optical illusions, upside down, upside-down, impossible, impossibility, marriages, husband and wife, husbands and wives, couple, couples, lake, lakes, river, rivers, reflections in waterImpossible cartoon 18 of 53
"29 Across is classified, too, sir. They're all classified."
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military, pentagon, government, governments, secret, secrets, classified, classified information, general, generals, officer, officers, commander, commanders, crossword, crosswords, puzzle, puzzles, word puzzle, word puzzles, game, games, hobby, hobbies, leisure, across, down, word, words, answer, answers, unsolvable, impossible, solution, solutions, solve, solvingImpossible cartoon 19 of 53
"I think I'll let my hair grow."
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married, married life, mid life, midlife, mid-life, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, women, body image, ad, ads, advertise, advertising, advertisement, unrealistic, unrealistic expectations, impossible, standard, standards, advertisements, unlikely, hair, hair care, long hair, growth, growing, beauty, beautiful, product, products, marketing, marketting, brand, brands, branding, commercial, commercials, consumer, consumerism, televisions, television, tv, t v, t.v., t.vImpossible cartoon 20 of 53
Vegan Insomnia
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vegan, veg, vegans, veggie, vegetarian, vegetarians, meat free, meat-free, meatless, impossible, tofu, tofus, soy, soys, paneer, cube, cubes, meat replacement, counting sheep, counting, sleep, sleepy, sleeping, dream, dreams, dreaming, dreamy, play on words, word play, word-play, modern, modern life, modern worldImpossible cartoon 21 of 53
"Dream on, Fish Lips."
Impossible cartoon 22 of 53
"He had a magician!"
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husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, police, policemen, policeman, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, authorities, authority, magic, magician, magicians, magical, missing, disappear, disappears, disappeared, vanish, vanished, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, magic hat, magic hats, impossible, sayings, saying, expression, expressions, pull a rabbit out of a hatImpossible cartoon 23 of 53
"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."
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military, officer, officers, army, navy, marines, air force, general, generals, military intelligence, trouble spot, trouble spots, country, countries, number, numbers, counting, impossible, problem, problems, government, governments, politics, conflict, conflicts, warfare, war, warsImpossible cartoon 24 of 53
"If, every time I say something, you say 'tell me something I don't already know' I'm just going to stop talking to you."
Impossible cartoon 25 of 53
"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"
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nothing right, everything wrong, pet, pets, excuse, excuses, nag, nagging, nagged, nags, rage, raging, rages, enraged, fishwife, fish wife, aggression, aggressive, channel, channelling, domestic, domestic pets, high standard, high standards, standards, impossible, hard to please, to please, bad dog, bad, bad bad, scold, scolding, nostalgia, trauma, tail between his legs, scold, scolding, scolded, clash, absurd, absurd imageMore cartoons with the keyword 'impossible'