"Is it too revealing?"
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"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."
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"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."
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"Forget it, Josh – neither of us has the time management skills for a sordid affair."
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"Good start, Maxwell. Now concentrate a bit more on aesthetics."
"I just have a few minor fixes that will ruin everything you've come up with."
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The 60 Hour Gourmet Recipe For People Who Have Time To Spare And Then Some.
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"I remember when they used to give you stationary cubicles!"
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The Tiny Phone.
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"Maybe you shouldn't try to shave on the way to work."
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"You're gonna take a left at the nondescript white wall, keep going till you pass a nondescript white wall, then head right when you hit a nondescript white wall. If you see a nondescript white wall, you've gone too far."
"Hold up-I got sand in my shoe again."
There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.
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"I like its easygoing spirit, but light mauve shows jelly."
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Castle in the Clouds
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"She's a lover, not a fighter."
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"Our goal is to develop killer apps for the new web paradigm, but until that goal is reached we will continue to make the best damned solid waste disposal systems on the planet."
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Desert Island Delivery
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The Emersons at Home
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Tags:street vendor, street vendors, directory, directories, phone directory, phone directories, mobile phone, mobile phones, cellphone, cellphones, early mobile, early mobiles, old mobile, old mobiles, old technology, old technologies, outdated technology, outdated technologies, street seller, street sellers, convenience, convenient, contact, contacts, contacting, telephone book, telephone books, cellular phone, cellular phones, impractical, impracticality
"You two are fired as security guards. Now gather up your things and escort each other from the building."
"I don't get all the hype about treadmill desks."
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