"Is it too revealing?"
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"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."
Tags:empathy, empathise, empathize, empathising, empathizing, sympathy, sympathetic, sympathise, sympathize, a mile in my shoe, shoe, shoes, footwear, interpretation, interpretations, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, literal minded, literal mindedness, three legged race, three legged races, discomfort, uncomfortable, impractical, impracticality, expression, expressions, saying, sayings, idiom, idioms
"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."
Tags:hillbilly, hillbillies, the west, the wild west, western, colony, colonies, colonising, colonizing, coloniser, colonisers, colonizers, outerspace, outer space, outer-space, alien planet, alien planets, space, space travel, space traveller, space travellers, couple, couples, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, fight, fights, fighting, settler, settlers, settling, crater, craters, impractical, impracticality
"If the plunger doesn't clear up the condition, bring in your drains and we'll have a look at them."
Tags:plumber, plumbers, plumbing, advice, giving advice, unprofessional, professionalism, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business people, self help, self-help, bad advice, impracticality, modern life, con man, con men, con, cons, unhelpful, unhelpfulness
"Forget it, Josh – neither of us has the time management skills for a sordid affair."
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The 60 Hour Gourmet Recipe For People Who Have Time To Spare And Then Some.
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"I remember when they used to give you stationary cubicles!"
Tags:offices, office workers, office worker, office cubicle, office cubicles, cubicle, cubicle, corporate office, corporate offices, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business people, stationary, inconvenient, inconvenience, impractical, impracticality, ridiculous, budget cuts, budget cut, employee neglect, inconsiderate, financial difficulty, financial difficulties
"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."
Tags:hipster, hipsters, reuse, reusing, shabby chic, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, home decoration, home decors, trend, trends, millennial, millennials, old west, the old west, wild west, the wild west, gold rush, the gold rush, pioneer, pioneers, wagon, wagons, wheel, wheels, wagon wheel, wagon wheels, coffee table, coffee tables, chandelier, chandeliers, design, designers, make do, making do, impracticable, impracticality, illogical
"Maybe you shouldn't try to shave on the way to work."
Tags:commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, cyclist, cyclists, bicycle, bicycles, late, late for work, shave, morning, mornings, morning routine, morning routines, inconvenient, inconvenience, impractical, impracticality, mamil, mamils, cycle to work, cycling to work, cyclescheme, bike, bikes, rat race, the rat race
Tags:fashions, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, tie, ties, necktie, neckties, suit, suits, modern life, impracticable, impracticality, tie roll, tie rolls, first world problems, business wear, business dress, business attire, neck tie, neck ties, illogical, storage, storage solution, storage solutions, tie roller case, tie roller cases, fault, faulty
"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."
Tags:beanbag, beanbags, seventies, the seventies, 70s, getting old, getting older, middle age, middle aged, reminiscing, impracticality, impracticable furniture, standing up, comfy seat, comfy seats, comfy chair, comfy chairs, bad back, bad backs, sore back, sore backs, complain, complaining, moaning
Castle in the Clouds
Tags:mountain, mountains, castle, castles, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy castle, fairy castles, fairy tale castles, fairy tale castles, castle in the clouds, oxygen, oxygen tanks, oxygen tank, high altitude, high altitudes, mountaineer, mountaineers, mountaineering, impractical, impracticality, tanker, tankers, breathing, oxygen, lack of oxygen, oxygen deprived, oxygen deprivation
"She's a lover, not a fighter."
Tags:fighter jet, fighter jets, aircraft, military aircraft, airforce, the airforce, air force, the air force, pilot, pilots, lover no a fighter, landing equipment, heels, high heels, high heeled shoes, impractical, impracticality, fashion sense, fashion choice fashion choices, individuality, individualism
"Our goal is to develop killer apps for the new web paradigm, but until that goal is reached we will continue to make the best damned solid waste disposal systems on the planet."
Tags:internet, business, money, feces, toilets, startup, startups, internet startup, internet startups, paradigm, paradigms, app, apps, killer app, killer apps, application, applications, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, solid waste, waste disposal, impractical, impracticality, brave new world, mankoff
Desert Island Delivery
Tags:desert island, desert islands, marooned, maroon, stranded, strand, castaway, castaways, survival, survive, clothing, clothes, warm clothes, warm clothing, over dress, over dressed, fashions, trend, trends, following trends, over dressing, winter clothes, winter clothing, impractical, impracticality, hipster, hipsters, millennial, millennials, expensive clothes, expensive clothing, outdoor clothing, outdoorsman store, outdoorsman, outdoorsman stores, catalogue, catalogues, catalog, catalogs, mail order, mail orders, delivery, deliveries
Tags:street vendor, street vendors, directory, directories, phone directory, phone directories, mobile phone, mobile phones, cellphone, cellphones, early mobile, early mobiles, old mobile, old mobiles, old technology, old technologies, outdated technology, outdated technologies, street seller, street sellers, convenience, convenient, contact, contacts, contacting, telephone book, telephone books, cellular phone, cellular phones, impractical, impracticality
"You two are fired as security guards. Now gather up your things and escort each other from the building."
"I don't get all the hype about treadmill desks."
Tags:treadmill, treadmills, tread mill, tread mills, tread-mills, tread-mills, exercise machines, exercise machines, exercising machines, exercising machine, running machine, running machines, office, offices, office workers, office workers, office cubicle, office cubicles, mistake, mistaken, misconception, misconceived, oblivious, health conscious, health obsessed, healthy living, healthy lifestyle, exercised obsessed, exercise obsession, exercise obsession disorder, treadmill desks, treadmill desks, tread mill desk, tread-mill desk, running machine desks, running machine desks, losing weight, lose weight, obese, obesity, over weight, overweight, office walking desk, office walking desks, health craze, health fad, impractical, impracticality, blind, blindness, right under your nose
"Mom, are we waterproof or just water-resistant?"
Peg leg chair leg.
TV Selfie Stick
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"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."
Tags:interior, interior decoration, designer, designers, interior design, interior designer, interior decorator, bathroom, washroom, loo, toilet, water closet, wc, restroom, shower room, re-imagined, reimagined, re imagining, re-imagined, pretentious, pretentious, ostentatious, impractical, impracticality, pretentious design, pretentious designer, jargon, design jargon, design lingo, designer jargon, designer lingo, design twaddle