"For an extra fifty bucks, I'll let you show me your Palm Pilot."
"I'm working on a children's book."
"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."
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"I'd like you to meet my pillows."
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"Oh, I'm so-o-o-o-o impressed."
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"They're from a vanity chartmaker."
'Working With What You Have' "May I buy you ladies a drink? I once rode in an elevator with Ernest Borgnine."
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"I'm a vegetarian who eats meat."
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"Ah, Monsieur has made a very expensive choice!"
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"What a guy!"
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"It's my one indulgence."
"Now that they dig our singing, let's wow them with a little tap."
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"I love a man with street smarts."
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Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$
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"I'm just so impressed with what you're saying about the victimization of men."
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"Remember that hurricane a thousand miles away? That was me!"
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"And when I became a man, I put away childish thingees. Thingamabobs. Whatever."
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"And this is my pocket."
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"And the beauty and wisdom of the Western canon—that doesn't impress you?"
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"Oh, great—here comes my ex, try not to act so bald..."
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"Did you know 'fajitas' is Spanish for 'tiny girdles'?"
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"You say your biggest faults are working too hard and blind loyalty to your employer. What do you take me for… An idiot?"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines."
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"Some people collect miniatures, but we feel we have too much money for that."
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