Impresses Cartoons

"For an extra fifty bucks, I'll let you show me your Palm Pilot."

"They're from a vanity chartmaker."

'Working With What You Have' "May I buy you ladies a drink? I once rode in an elevator with Ernest Borgnine."

"Ah, Monsieur has made a very expensive choice!"

"I'm just so impressed with what you're saying about the victimization of men."

"And this is my pocket."

"Oh, great—here comes my ex, try not to act so bald..."

"You say your biggest faults are working too hard and blind loyalty to your employer. What do you take me for… An idiot?"

"Some people collect miniatures, but we feel we have too much money for that."

"The drums, Melissa, the drums of passion, they beat for you."

"I'm making a bundle on Wall Street, but it't not what I really want. What I really want is to make a bundle uptown."

Courtship versus Tinder

"Eventually I'd like to have a business where the money rolls in and I wouldn't have to be there much."

"I like a man with a good, firm elbow bump."

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"I've got a bullet-pointed list of the ways I'd like you to surprise me."

"George Tully is a really first-rate individual, up from second-rate this past quarter."

"And my approval rating is sixty-two."

"I like walks in the rain, old barns, and Edna St. Vincent Millay. Does that ring any bells?"

"Making up words to fit the puzzle is almost as hard as using the clues."

"Mary Jo is a dyed-in-the-wool feminist. Me, too, of course."