Impresses Cartoons
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Impresses Cartoons

Impresses cartoon 1 of 11

impresses cartoon

"For an extra fifty bucks, I'll let you show me your Palm Pilot."

Artist:

Gregory, Alex

Search ID:

CC43086

High Res:

1687x2803 (unwatermarked)

Tags:

palm pilot, palm pilots, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, pride, proud, fishnets, fishnet stockings, fish net, fish nets, fish net stocking, fish net stockings, impress, impresses, humor, humors, humoring, businessman, businessmen
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Impresses cartoon 2 of 11

impresses cartoon

"They're from a vanity chartmaker."

Artist:

Cullum, Leo

Search ID:

CC122672

High Res:

2540x2997 (unwatermarked)

Tags:

vanity, charts, chart, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, graph, graphs, graphing, mislead, misleads, misleading, impress, impresses, impressing, impressive, executive, executives, manager, managers, management, wall art, boom, booms, decoration, decorations, decor
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Impresses cartoon 3 of 11

impresses cartoon

'Working With What You Have' "May I buy you ladies a drink? I once rode in an elevator with Ernest Borgnine."

Artist:

Duffy, J. C.

Search ID:

CC43498

High Res:

1643x1401 (unwatermarked)

Tags:

claim to fame, claims to fame, fifteen minutes, 15 minutes, fame, famous, famous person, famous people, celebrity encounter, celebrity encounters, pickup line, pickup lines, chat up line, chat up lines, pick up line, pick up lines, flirt, flirts, celebrity, celebrities, impress, impresses, impressing, picking up ladies, picking up women, spit game, spitting game, game spitting, game
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Impresses cartoon 4 of 11

impresses cartoon

"Ah, Monsieur has made a very expensive choice!"

Artist:

Wilson, Gahan

Search ID:

CC35260

High Res:

1858x2215 (unwatermarked)

Tags:

restaurant, fancy, upscale, menu, menus, expensive, expenses, high ticket, high ticket item, high ticket items, order, orders, ordering, impress, impresses, impressing, date, dates, dating, choice, choices, option, options, approving, approval, approvals, front of house, front of house staff, waiter, waiters, server, servers, bill, bills
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Impresses cartoon 5 of 11

impresses cartoon

"I'm just so impressed with what you're saying about the victimization of men."

Artist:

Koren, Edward

Search ID:

CC28850

High Res:

2702x3406 (unwatermarked)

Tags:

mra, men's rights, men's rights advocate, men's rights advocates, mens rights advocate, mens rights advocates, campus, campuses, college campus, college campuses, impress, impresses, impressed, impressive, impressiveness, feminist, feminists, feminism, victimize, victimizes, victimization, victimise, victimises, victimisation, wow, wows, wowing, social activist, social activists, social activism, college campus, college campuses
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Impresses cartoon 6 of 11

impresses cartoon

"And this is my pocket."

Artist:

Mankoff, Bob

Search ID:

CC27890

High Res:

2193x2959 (unwatermarked)

Tags:

military, men, boasting, realtionships, power, mansplain, mansplains, mansplaining, condescend, condescends, condescending, pocket, pockets, shirt pocket, shirt pockets, decoration, decorations, military decoration, military decorations, impress, impresses, impressing, flirt, flirts, breast pocket, breast pockets, mankoff
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Impresses cartoon 7 of 11

impresses cartoon

"And the beauty and wisdom of the Western canon—that doesn't impress you?"

Artist:

Barsotti, Charles

Search ID:

CC122737

High Res:

2490x5542 (unwatermarked)

Tags:

westerner, westerners, western literature, lit major, lit majors, literature major, literature majors, chase, chases, chasing, lion, lions, imperialism, imperialist, imperialists, colonialism, colonialist, colonialists, revenge, vengeance, predator, predators, prey, western canon, beauty, beautiful, impress, impresses, impressive, unimpressed, hunter, hunters, hunting, exotic animal, exotic animals, big cat, big cats
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Impresses cartoon 8 of 11

impresses cartoon

"Oh, great—here comes my ex, try not to act so bald..."

Artist:

Bliss, Harry

Search ID:

CC136093

High Res:

3077x2944 (unwatermarked)

Tags:

ex, exes, ex-husband, good foot forward, best foot forward, impress, impresses, impressing, ex-spouse, ex-wife, ex-wives, new boyfriend, new boyfriends, date, dates, dating, cocktail party, cocktail parties, superficial, immature, immaturity, spite, spiteful, bitter, bitterness, anger, angry, sour grapes, bald, middle-aged, attractive, attractiveness, jealous, jealousy, make jealous, unattractive, insult, insults, insulting, hurtful, hurtful comment, hurtful comments, cutting comment, cutting comments
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Impresses cartoon 9 of 11

impresses cartoon

"You say your biggest faults are working too hard and blind loyalty to your employer. What do you take me for… An idiot?"

Artist:

Cullum, Leo

Search ID:

CX301234

High Res:

3400x4400 (unwatermarked)

Tags:

fault, faults, weakness, weaknesses, job interview, job interviews, interview, interviews, interviewing, skill, skills, hire, hires, hired, hiring officer, hiring officers, employer, employers, kiss up, kisses up, kissing up, suck up, suck ups, biggest fault, biggest weakness, greatest weakness, lie, lies, lying, impress, impresses, impressing, good impression, good impressions
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Impresses cartoon 10 of 11

impresses cartoon

"Some people collect miniatures, but we feel we have too much money for that."

Artist:

Wilson, Gahan

Search ID:

PB400465

High Res:

3591x2413 (unwatermarked)

Tags:

collection, collections, bird, birds, carving, carvings, collector, collectors, dilettante, dilettantes, sculpture, sculptures, sculptor, sculptors, sculpting, oversize, oversized, impress, impresses, impressing, impressive, cultivate, cultivates, cultivating, cultivation, art collector, art collectors, art collection, art collections
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Impresses cartoon 11 of 11

impresses cartoon

"The drums, Melissa, the drums of passion, they beat for you."

Artist:

Ziegler, Jack

Search ID:

EQ100017

High Res:

1816x2000 (unwatermarked)

Tags:

drum, drums, drumming, impress, impresses, impressing, drummer, drummers, impress women, impresses women, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, passion, passionate, hit on, hits on, hitting on, beat, beats, beating, office worker, office workers, office work, harassment, harasser, harassers, harassing
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