"For an extra fifty bucks, I'll let you show me your Palm Pilot."
"They're from a vanity chartmaker."
'Working With What You Have' "May I buy you ladies a drink? I once rode in an elevator with Ernest Borgnine."
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"Ah, Monsieur has made a very expensive choice!"
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"I'm just so impressed with what you're saying about the victimization of men."
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"And this is my pocket."
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"And the beauty and wisdom of the Western canon—that doesn't impress you?"
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"Oh, great—here comes my ex, try not to act so bald..."
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"You say your biggest faults are working too hard and blind loyalty to your employer. What do you take me for… An idiot?"
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"Some people collect miniatures, but we feel we have too much money for that."
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"The drums, Melissa, the drums of passion, they beat for you."
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