"Oh, I'm so-o-o-o-o impressed."
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"They're from a vanity chartmaker."
'Working With What You Have' "May I buy you ladies a drink? I once rode in an elevator with Ernest Borgnine."
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"I'm a vegetarian who eats meat."
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"Ah, Monsieur has made a very expensive choice!"
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"Now that they dig our singing, let's wow them with a little tap."
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"I love a man with street smarts."
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"Remember that hurricane a thousand miles away? That was me!"
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"And when I became a man, I put away childish thingees. Thingamabobs. Whatever."
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"And this is my pocket."
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"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."
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"Oh, great—here comes my ex, try not to act so bald..."
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"You say your biggest faults are working too hard and blind loyalty to your employer. What do you take me for… An idiot?"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines."
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"Some people collect miniatures, but we feel we have too much money for that."
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"The drums, Melissa, the drums of passion, they beat for you."
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"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."
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"In a way, I AM kind of famous. But you've probably never heard of me unless you happen to travel in actuarial circles."
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"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."
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"I'm making a bundle on Wall Street, but it't not what I really want. What I really want is to make a bundle uptown."
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Courtship versus Tinder
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"I used to be in advertising. Remember 'Buy this, you morons'? That was mine."
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"... I thought you would find my concern for fuel efficiency charming."
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"Eventually I'd like to have a business where the money rolls in and I wouldn't have to be there much."
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